CheeseBurger Fats'S MOCK DRAFT
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CheeseBurger Fats'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 30, 2026

Fat Pat's Folly

  • CheeseBurger Fats DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
Kadyn Proctor Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (KC)
Kadyn Proctor
OT Alabama
Chris Brazzell II Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (KC)
Chris Brazzell II
WR Tennessee
D'Angelo Ponds Head Shot
PICK: 46 RND: 2 (KC)
D'Angelo Ponds
CB Indiana
Anthony Hill Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
Anthony Hill Jr.
LB Texas
Caden Curry Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Caden Curry
DE-EDGE Ohio State
Louis Moore Head Shot
PICK: 148 RND: 5 (KC)
Louis Moore
S Indiana
Matt Gulbin Head Shot
PICK: 155 RND: 5 (KC)
Matt Gulbin
C Michigan State
Dae'Quan Wright Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (KC)
Dae'Quan Wright
TE Ole Miss
Kaleb Elarms-Orr Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
Kaleb Elarms-Orr
LB TCU
Zavion Thomas Head Shot
PICK: 210 RND: 6 (KC)
Zavion Thomas
WR LSU
Draft Picks Received
D'Angelo Ponds Head Shot
PICK: 46 RND: 2 (TB)
D'Angelo Ponds
CB Indiana
Matt Gulbin Head Shot
PICK: 155 RND: 5 (TB)
Matt Gulbin
C Michigan State
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (TB)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Kenyon Sadiq Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (TB)
Kenyon Sadiq
TE Oregon
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall B-
ValueB- NeedB+ TradesC+ FutureB-
The Chiefs cashed the board's mistake on Hill Jr.: B-.

The value of the weekend has a name and a slot: Anthony Hill Jr., No. 74, roughly 36 picks past where he belonged.

The cost of the Gulbin reach is exactly the players who went right after him. The quarterback spot stays a question, and it was the one they most needed an answer at.

The roster is better shaped than it was, with wide receiver chief among the fixes. The offense got the lion's share of the attention.

Good work on the whole, with quarterback the one box left unchecked.

Pick Analysis
Pick9 Rnd1 Kadyn Proctor
In Round 1, Pick 9 they get a plug-and-play piece up front. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick29 Rnd1 Chris Brazzell II
In the 29th overall pick they get a weapon on the perimeter at fair value. The biggest hole, addressed.
Pick46 Rnd2 D'Angelo Ponds
No edge and no loss on D'Angelo Ponds in No. 46; it is a wash and a sensible one. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick74 Rnd3 Anthony Hill Jr.
Taking Anthony Hill Jr. in slot 74 is close to grand larceny; a linebacker that good had no business lasting this long. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick109 Rnd4 Caden Curry
A real head-scratcher, Caden Curry in the 109th pick is miles ahead of his ranking. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick148 Rnd5 Louis Moore
The board had cheaper options than Louis Moore at the Round 5 slot, and it noticed. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick155 Rnd5 Matt Gulbin
They left a pile of value on the table to take Matt Gulbin this early at pick 155. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick169 Rnd5 Dae'Quan Wright
A conviction pick on Dae'Quan Wright at pick No. 169 that the board grades a round light. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick176 Rnd5 Kaleb Elarms-Orr
By-the-book stuff, Kaleb Elarms-Orr at slot 176 squarely in line with his ranking. It fills a real need, too.
Pick210 Rnd6 Zavion Thomas
They jumped the gun on Zavion Thomas, taking him earlier than his grade liked. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.