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CheeseBurger Fats'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 2, 2026

Fat Pat's Folly

  • CheeseBurger Fats DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
Sonny Styles Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (KC)
Sonny Styles
LB Ohio State
Chris Brazzell II Head Shot
PICK: 31 RND: 1 (KC)
Chris Brazzell II
WR Tennessee
Kayden McDonald Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (KC)
Kayden McDonald
DT Ohio State
A.J. Haulcy Head Shot
PICK: 63 RND: 2 (KC)
A.J. Haulcy
S LSU
Mike Washington Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
Mike Washington Jr.
RB Arkansas
Treydan Stukes Head Shot
PICK: 95 RND: 3 (KC)
Treydan Stukes
CB Arizona
Elijah Sarratt Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Elijah Sarratt
WR Indiana
Beau Stephens Head Shot
PICK: 148 RND: 5 (KC)
Beau Stephens
OG Iowa
Kaleb Elarms-Orr Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (KC)
Kaleb Elarms-Orr
LB TCU
DJ Campbell Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
DJ Campbell
OG Texas
Cole Payton Head Shot
PICK: 191 RND: 6 (KC)
Cole Payton
QB North Dakota State
Zavion Thomas Head Shot
PICK: 210 RND: 6 (KC)
Zavion Thomas
WR LSU
Draft Picks Received
Chris Brazzell II Head Shot
PICK: 31 RND: 1 (NE)
Chris Brazzell II
WR Tennessee
A.J. Haulcy Head Shot
PICK: 63 RND: 2 (NE)
A.J. Haulcy
S LSU
Treydan Stukes Head Shot
PICK: 95 RND: 3 (NE)
Treydan Stukes
CB Arizona
Cole Payton Head Shot
PICK: 191 RND: 6 (NE)
Cole Payton
QB North Dakota State
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (NE)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Kadyn Proctor Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (NE)
Kadyn Proctor
OT Alabama
Players Gained
Head Shot
TreVeyon Henderson
RB
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall A-
ValueB NeedB TradesA FutureA
Grand theft in slot 109: the Chiefs steal Sarratt and grade out a A-.

You build a draft on nights like this. Elijah Sarratt had no business being available in the Round 4 slot, and the Chiefs did the only sane thing and turned in the card.

The tight end hole is the one line item this class does not answer. The Thomas pick is the one the value grade keeps tripping over. TreVeyon Henderson gives the group a proven body among the projects.

In the end it comes back to Sonny Styles, and a haul good enough to build on right away.

Pick Analysis
Pick29 Rnd1 Sonny Styles
In No. 29 they get a three-down second-level presence, outstanding value to boot. A real need, handled.
Pick31 Rnd1 Chris Brazzell II
In the 31st pick they get a home-run threat at receiver at fair value. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick40 Rnd2 Kayden McDonald
They will replay Kayden McDonald at pick No. 40 for years; that is how good the value is. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick63 Rnd2 A.J. Haulcy
A.J. Haulcy in the Round 2 slot is a bargain the rest of the room will envy. It adds depth where they could use a little.
Pick74 Rnd3 Mike Washington Jr.
Mike Washington Jr. in slot 74 is exactly on the number, no argument either way. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick95 Rnd3 Treydan Stukes
No edge and no loss on Treydan Stukes in Round 3, Pick 31; it is a wash and a sensible one. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick109 Rnd4 Elijah Sarratt
You do not let a wide receiver like Elijah Sarratt reach the 109th overall pick and blink. They did not. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick148 Rnd5 Beau Stephens
They paid a round early for Beau Stephens in pick 148, more than the board wanted. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick169 Rnd5 Kaleb Elarms-Orr
They went early on Kaleb Elarms-Orr in the 169th overall pick, and the value did not follow. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick176 Rnd5 DJ Campbell
They liked DJ Campbell enough to skip the value, taking him in Round 5, Pick 36. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick191 Rnd6 Cole Payton
A market-rate quarterback, with the board and the slot shaking hands on Cole Payton. The roster fit checks out.
Pick210 Rnd6 Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas in pick No. 210 is early enough to raise a brow, if not a full objection. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.