CheeseBurger Pardise'S MOCK DRAFT

CheeseBurger Pardise'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON NOV 8, 2025

Fat Pat's Folly

  • CheeseBurger Pardise DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
David Bailey Head Shot
PICK: 17 RND: 1 (KC)
David Bailey
LB-EDGE Texas Tech
Quincy Rhodes Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 48 RND: 2 (KC)
Quincy Rhodes Jr.
DL-EDGE Arkansas
A'Mauri Washington Head Shot
PICK: 81 RND: 3 (KC)
A'Mauri Washington
DT Oregon
Bryce Lance Head Shot
PICK: 116 RND: 4 (KC)
Bryce Lance
WR North Dakota State
Tanner Koziol Head Shot
PICK: 157 RND: 5 (KC)
Tanner Koziol
TE Houston
Aaron Anderson Head Shot
PICK: 177 RND: 5 (KC)
Aaron Anderson
WR LSU
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall B-
ValueC+ NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
No fireworks, just a tidy B- for the Chiefs.

Every other box got a look, but offensive lineman did not. The Chiefs will head to camp with the same hole they walked in with. Solid and sensible more than spectacular: a B-.

If Bailey pans out, nobody remembers the price. If not, this is the pick they hear about. Anderson falling to them is the kind of break a good board is built to catch.

Wide receiver was the priority and it is no longer a question, which is most of the job. Building through the lines is a philosophy, and they stuck to it.

All told, a draft that does its job without fuss, and there is real value in that.

Pick Analysis
Pick17 Rnd1 David Bailey
In the 17th overall pick they get a quarterback's worst nightmare, reach and all. A real need, handled.
Pick48 Rnd2 Quincy Rhodes Jr.
Quincy Rhodes Jr. in the Round 2 slot is exactly on the number, no argument either way. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick81 Rnd3 A'Mauri Washington
They let A'Mauri Washington come to them and pounced at slot 81. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick116 Rnd4 Bryce Lance
No edge and no loss on Bryce Lance in pick No. 116; it is a wash and a sensible one. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick157 Rnd5 Tanner Koziol
A market-rate tight end, with the board and the slot shaking hands on Tanner Koziol. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick177 Rnd5 Aaron Anderson
Aaron Anderson is a better player than Round 5, Pick 37 suggests; smart patience, rewarded. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.