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Draft Selections
Amarius Mims Head Shot
PICK: 27 RND: 1 (DAL)
Amarius Mims
OT Georgia
Chop Robinson Head Shot
PICK: 56 RND: 2 (DAL)
Chop Robinson
DE-EDGE Penn State
J.J. McCarthy Head Shot
PICK: 87 RND: 3 (DAL)
J.J. McCarthy
QB Michigan
Mike Sainristil Head Shot
PICK: 90 RND: 3 (DAL)
Mike Sainristil
CB Michigan
Kris Abrams-Draine Head Shot
PICK: 124 RND: 4 (DAL)
Kris Abrams-Draine
CB Missouri
Brandon Coleman Head Shot
PICK: 174 RND: 5 (DAL)
Brandon Coleman
OL TCU
Omar Speights Head Shot
PICK: 212 RND: 6 (DAL)
Omar Speights
LB LSU
Joshua Cephus Head Shot
PICK: 245 RND: 7 (DAL)
Joshua Cephus
WR UTSA
Draft Picks Received
Amarius Mims Head Shot
PICK: 27 RND: 1 (ARI)
Amarius Mims
OT Georgia
Mike Sainristil Head Shot
PICK: 90 RND: 3 (ARI)
Mike Sainristil
CB Michigan
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (ARI)
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Draft Picks Traded
T.J. Tampa Head Shot
PICK: 24 RND: 1 (ARI)
T.J. Tampa
CB Iowa State
Draft Grade — Cowboys
Overall B
ValueB+ NeedB+ TradesB FutureB-
The Cowboys let McCarthy fall and pounced. Final grade: B.

Call it larceny. J.J. McCarthy sat on the board until Round 3, Pick 24, and the Cowboys did not need to be asked twice. More right than wrong, and a B to match.

That running back hole did not close this weekend, and it was the biggest one on the wall. On the needs board they went 5 of 8, with wide receiver the one that mattered most. The trenches got the money picks, top to bottom.

Nothing gained and nothing lost at the table.

In sum, a sturdy weekend with one asterisk, the running back spot they never got to.

Pick Analysis
Pick27 Rnd1 Amarius Mims
In No. 27 they get a blindside protector. The biggest hole, addressed.
Pick56 Rnd2 Chop Robinson
Chop Robinson at pick 56 is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. It adds depth where they could use a little.
Pick87 Rnd3 J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy in the 87th overall pick should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick90 Rnd3 Mike Sainristil
Quietly one of the better values of the day, Mike Sainristil at pick No. 90. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick124 Rnd4 Kris Abrams-Draine
Nothing to complain about; Kris Abrams-Draine went a shade earlier than his grade, which is fine. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick174 Rnd5 Brandon Coleman
Brandon Coleman at slot 174 is neither steal nor reach, just the going rate. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick212 Rnd6 Omar Speights
Good price on Omar Speights in Round 6, Pick 37, a hair ahead of his grade with no real quibbles. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick245 Rnd7 Joshua Cephus
Joshua Cephus at the 245th pick nudges the ledger their way without any fuss. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.