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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON JAN 1, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Saints
Draft Selections
Jake Slaughter Head Shot
PICK: 8 RND: 1 (NO)
Jake Slaughter
C Florida
Jaeden Roberts Head Shot
PICK: 42 RND: 2 (NO)
Jaeden Roberts
OG Alabama
Drew Allar Head Shot
PICK: 73 RND: 3 (NO)
Drew Allar
QB Penn State
Laurence Seymore Head Shot
PICK: 132 RND: 4 (NO)
Laurence Seymore
OG Western Kentucky
Drayk Bowen Head Shot
PICK: 138 RND: 4 (NO)
Drayk Bowen
LB Notre Dame
Domani Jackson Head Shot
PICK: 149 RND: 5 (NO)
Domani Jackson
CB Alabama
Germie Bernard Head Shot
PICK: 171 RND: 5 (NO)
Germie Bernard
WR Alabama
Jaylon Braxton Head Shot
PICK: 190 RND: 6 (NO)
Jaylon Braxton
S Ole Miss
Draft Grade — Saints
Overall C+
ValueF NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
A mixed bag for the Saints, and a C+ to match.

The war room fell hard for Laurence Seymore, and it showed at pick No. 132: 219 picks ahead of a board that had other ideas.

They banked enough surplus on Bernard to cover a lot of smaller sins. For all the activity, edge rusher went untouched, which is hard to explain.

So much rides on Jake Slaughter that the real verdict is a season or two away.

Pick Analysis
Pick8 Rnd1 Jake Slaughter
In the Round 1 slot they get an anchor for the offensive line, a steep price for the projection. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick42 Rnd2 Jaeden Roberts
They left a pile of value on the table to take Jaeden Roberts this early at slot 42. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick73 Rnd3 Drew Allar
This one needs a full-page explanation: Drew Allar in No. 73, miles early. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick132 Rnd4 Laurence Seymore
They talked themselves into Laurence Seymore at the 132nd pick, and the board did not agree. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick138 Rnd4 Drayk Bowen
A wild overpay on Drayk Bowen in Round 4, Pick 38, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. Not urgent, but hardly pointless.
Pick149 Rnd5 Domani Jackson
They barely believed it either: Domani Jackson still on the board at pick 149. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick171 Rnd5 Germie Bernard
Germie Bernard in the Round 5 slot is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick190 Rnd6 Jaylon Braxton
Jaylon Braxton at the 190th overall pick is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.