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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON JAN 1, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Rams
Draft Selections
Rueben Bain Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 12 RND: 1 (LAR)
Rueben Bain Jr.
DE-EDGE Miami
Sonny Styles Head Shot
PICK: 24 RND: 1 (LAR)
Sonny Styles
LB Ohio State
KC Concepcion Head Shot
PICK: 55 RND: 2 (LAR)
KC Concepcion
WR Texas A&M
Noah Fifita Head Shot
PICK: 86 RND: 3 (LAR)
Noah Fifita
QB Arizona
Isaac Smith Head Shot
PICK: 162 RND: 5 (LAR)
Isaac Smith
S Mississippi State
Eli Stowers Head Shot
PICK: 203 RND: 6 (LAR)
Eli Stowers
TE Vanderbilt
Malik Spencer Head Shot
PICK: 206 RND: 6 (LAR)
Malik Spencer
S Michigan State
DeMonte Capehart Head Shot
PICK: 234 RND: 7 (LAR)
DeMonte Capehart
DT Clemson
Raleek Brown Head Shot
PICK: 250 RND: 7 (LAR)
Raleek Brown
RB Arizona State
Evan Pryor Head Shot
PICK: 255 RND: 7 (LAR)
Evan Pryor
RB Cincinnati
Draft Grade — Rams
Overall B-
ValueB- NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
Good, not great, for the Rams: B-.

Call it a hunch or call it a gamble, but the Rams spent slot 255 on Evan Pryor, a name most had 162 spots down the list. It nets out to a B-, which feels about right.

The Stowers steal is the beam this whole class leans on. The offensive lineman hole is the one line item this class does not answer. The roster is better shaped than it was, with wide receiver chief among the fixes.

Not a headline-grabber, but a perfectly good weekend's work.

Pick Analysis
Pick12 Rnd1 Rueben Bain Jr.
In pick No. 12 they get a disruptor off the edge, and a steal at that. A real need, handled.
Pick24 Rnd1 Sonny Styles
In Round 1, Pick 24 they get a three-down second-level presence, even if it was a touch early. More want than need.
Pick55 Rnd2 KC Concepcion
The board fumbled KC Concepcion all the way to the Round 2 slot, and they scooped it up. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick86 Rnd3 Noah Fifita
A big swing on Noah Fifita at pick 86, well ahead of any board in the building. It fills a real need, too.
Pick162 Rnd5 Isaac Smith
Fair-plus on Isaac Smith, a quiet win that adds up over a draft. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick203 Rnd6 Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers in No. 203 is a gift, value that borders on unfair. The roster fit checks out.
Pick206 Rnd6 Malik Spencer
Malik Spencer at the 206th pick is a steep price for a hunch, hard to square with any board. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick234 Rnd7 DeMonte Capehart
DeMonte Capehart at pick 234 is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick250 Rnd7 Raleek Brown
Somehow Raleek Brown was still sitting there in Round 7, Pick 34, and they pounced on premier running back value. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick255 Rnd7 Evan Pryor
Value said wait; Evan Pryor in pick No. 255 says they were not listening. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.