Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON JAN 1, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Jaguars
Draft Selections
Hank Brown Head Shot
PICK: 81 RND: 3 (JAX)
Hank Brown
QB Iowa
Michael Taaffe Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (JAX)
Michael Taaffe
S Texas
A.J. Haulcy Head Shot
PICK: 91 RND: 3 (JAX)
A.J. Haulcy
S LSU
Cashius Howell Head Shot
PICK: 100 RND: 3 (JAX)
Cashius Howell
DE-EDGE Texas A&M
Jude Bowry Head Shot
PICK: 128 RND: 4 (JAX)
Jude Bowry
OT Boston College
Xavier Nwankpa Head Shot
PICK: 166 RND: 5 (JAX)
Xavier Nwankpa
S Iowa
Antonio Kite Head Shot
PICK: 167 RND: 5 (JAX)
Antonio Kite
CB Ole Miss
Solomon Tuliaupupu Head Shot
PICK: 233 RND: 7 (JAX)
Solomon Tuliaupupu
DE-EDGE Montana
Kaytron Allen Head Shot
PICK: 240 RND: 7 (JAX)
Kaytron Allen
RB Penn State
Draft Picks Received
Michael Taaffe Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (MIA)
Michael Taaffe
S Texas
Draft Picks Traded
Matayo Uiagalelei Head Shot
PICK: 60 RND: 2 (MIA)
Matayo Uiagalelei
DE-EDGE Oregon
Draft Grade — Jaguars
Overall C+
ValueC NeedB TradesC FutureB-
The jury is out on the Jaguars. For now, C+.

Nobody had Hank Brown this high, and it is not close. The Jaguars reached 353 spots to get him at the 81st overall pick. A mixed bag that lands at C+.

That Allen pick is the receipt they will wave around later. Leaving wide receiver unaddressed is the roster risk they will have to answer for in the fall. The trades cost them a sliver of value they did not need to spend.

Hit on Hank Brown and the swing picks, and this ages a lot better than it grades today.

Pick Analysis
Pick81 Rnd3 Hank Brown
This one needs a full-page explanation: Hank Brown in the Round 3 slot, miles early. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick89 Rnd3 Michael Taaffe
Michael Taaffe at the 89th overall pick is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick91 Rnd3 A.J. Haulcy
Somehow A.J. Haulcy was still sitting there in pick 91, and they pounced on premier safety value. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick100 Rnd3 Cashius Howell
You do not let an edge rusher like Cashius Howell reach slot 100 and blink. They did not. Useful body for a position without much behind the starter.
Pick128 Rnd4 Jude Bowry
They paid sticker price for Jude Bowry in Round 4, Pick 28, and that is fine. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick166 Rnd5 Xavier Nwankpa
They jumped the gun on Xavier Nwankpa, taking him earlier than his grade liked. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick167 Rnd5 Antonio Kite
The board had cheaper options than Antonio Kite at the Round 5 slot, and it noticed. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick233 Rnd7 Solomon Tuliaupupu
A real head-scratcher, Solomon Tuliaupupu in the 233rd overall pick is miles ahead of his ranking. Pure best-available; the position was not exactly begging.
Pick240 Rnd7 Kaytron Allen
The board fumbled Kaytron Allen all the way to the 240th pick, and they scooped it up. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.