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poopoo'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON NOV 28, 2025

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  • poopoo DRAFTING FOR THE
    Lions
Draft Selections
Colton Hood Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (DET)
Colton Hood
CB Tennessee
Derrick Moore Head Shot
PICK: 118 RND: 4 (DET)
Derrick Moore
DE-EDGE Michigan
Parker Brailsford Head Shot
PICK: 136 RND: 4 (DET)
Parker Brailsford
C Alabama
Jacob Rodriguez Head Shot
PICK: 158 RND: 5 (DET)
Jacob Rodriguez
LB Texas Tech
Davison Igbinosun Head Shot
PICK: 187 RND: 6 (DET)
Davison Igbinosun
CB Ohio State
Aamil Wagner Head Shot
PICK: 189 RND: 6 (DET)
Aamil Wagner
OT Notre Dame
Cam Calhoun Head Shot
PICK: 203 RND: 6 (DET)
Cam Calhoun
CB Alabama
Kalil Alexander Head Shot
PICK: 215 RND: 6 (DET)
Kalil Alexander
LB-EDGE Texas State
Alex Birchmeier Head Shot
PICK: 223 RND: 7 (DET)
Alex Birchmeier
OG Penn State
Draft Picks Received
Colton Hood Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (IND)
Colton Hood
CB Tennessee
Davison Igbinosun Head Shot
PICK: 187 RND: 6 (CIN)
Davison Igbinosun
CB Ohio State
Kalil Alexander Head Shot
PICK: 215 RND: 6 (IND)
Kalil Alexander
LB-EDGE Texas State
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (CIN)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (IND)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 5 (CIN)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (CIN)
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Draft Picks Traded
Mansoor Delane Head Shot
PICK: 18 RND: 1 (IND)
Mansoor Delane
CB LSU
Darrell Jackson Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 50 RND: 2 (CIN)
Darrell Jackson Jr.
DT Florida State
Players Gained
Head Shot
Grover Stewart
DT
Draft Grade — Lions
Overall B
ValueC NeedB+ TradesC- FutureA+
The Lions kept it disciplined and banked a B.

Nobody else had Alex Birchmeier anywhere near pick 223. The Lions did, by 52 spots, and that gap is the whole story. A dependable weekend that grades out a B.

That safety hole did not close this weekend, and it was the biggest one on the wall. Igbinosun at that cost is the sort of edge that compounds over a roster. Grover Stewart gives the group a proven body among the projects.

In sum, a sturdy weekend with one asterisk, the safety spot they never got to.

Pick Analysis
Pick59 Rnd2 Colton Hood
They went early on Colton Hood in pick No. 59, and the value did not follow. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick118 Rnd4 Derrick Moore
Derrick Moore at No. 118 is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick136 Rnd4 Parker Brailsford
By-the-book stuff, Parker Brailsford at Round 4, Pick 36 squarely in line with his ranking. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick158 Rnd5 Jacob Rodriguez
A market-rate linebacker, with the board and the slot shaking hands on Jacob Rodriguez. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick187 Rnd6 Davison Igbinosun
Davison Igbinosun is a better player than slot 187 suggests; smart patience, rewarded. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick189 Rnd6 Aamil Wagner
Aamil Wagner slid further than he should have, and the 189th overall pick is lovely value for the offensive lineman. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick203 Rnd6 Cam Calhoun
They liked Cam Calhoun enough to skip the value, taking him in Round 6, Pick 23. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick215 Rnd6 Kalil Alexander
This one needs a full-page explanation: Kalil Alexander in the 215th overall pick, miles early. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick223 Rnd7 Alex Birchmeier
Alex Birchmeier at slot 223 is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.