BurberryDO$$AR'S MOCK DRAFT

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  • BurberryDO$$AR DRAFTING FOR THE
    Texans
Draft Selections
Dallas Turner Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (HOU)
Dallas Turner
LB-EDGE Alabama
Byron Murphy II Head Shot
PICK: 58 RND: 2 (HOU)
Byron Murphy II
DL Texas
Cooper Beebe Head Shot
PICK: 90 RND: 3 (HOU)
Cooper Beebe
OG Kansas State
Javon Foster Head Shot
PICK: 123 RND: 4 (HOU)
Javon Foster
OT Missouri
James Williams Head Shot
PICK: 126 RND: 4 (HOU)
James Williams
S Miami (FL)
Isaiah Neyor Head Shot
PICK: 163 RND: 5 (HOU)
Isaiah Neyor
WR Texas
Trey Knox Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 6 (HOU)
Trey Knox
TE South Carolina
Draft Picks Received
Dallas Turner Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (CHI)
Dallas Turner
LB-EDGE Alabama
Trey Knox Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 6 (NO)
Trey Knox
TE South Carolina
Draft Picks Traded
Kamari Lassiter Head Shot
PICK: 23 RND: 1 (CHI)
Kamari Lassiter
CB Georgia
Blake Watson Head Shot
PICK: 239 RND: 7 (NO)
Blake Watson
RB Memphis
Jeremy James Head Shot
PICK: 247 RND: 7 (NO)
Jeremy James
OT Mississippi
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (MIA)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 6 (MIA)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (MIA)
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Players traded away
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Kenyon Green
OG
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Tytus Howard
OT
Draft Grade — Texans
Overall D-
ValueC+ NeedB+ TradesF FutureC+
The Texans lost the trade table, and the D- tells the story.

The tape said wait; the Texans did not. Isaiah Neyor went at slot 163, a good 44 picks before the board was ready. A D- that will need time and luck to look better.

The trade table is where this weekend went wrong. For all the activity, running back went untouched, which is hard to explain.

Bottom line, they will need several of these picks to beat their grades just to break even, and running back is still a hole.

Pick Analysis
Pick9 Rnd1 Dallas Turner
In the Round 1 slot they get a bendy edge with upside at fair value. The biggest hole, addressed.
Pick58 Rnd2 Byron Murphy II
Byron Murphy II at Round 2, Pick 26 is a clear overpay, with better names still on the board. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick90 Rnd3 Cooper Beebe
Cooper Beebe at No. 90 is the pick scouts circle, and not in a good way. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick123 Rnd4 Javon Foster
The board had cheaper options than Javon Foster at slot 123, and it noticed. It fills a real need, too.
Pick126 Rnd4 James Williams
A market-rate safety, with the board and the slot shaking hands on James Williams. A minor need, but a need all the same.
Pick163 Rnd5 Isaiah Neyor
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for Isaiah Neyor. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick176 Rnd6 Trey Knox
Trey Knox in the 176th pick is early enough to raise a brow, if not a full objection. The roster fit checks out.