B2xishim'S MOCK DRAFT

B2xishim'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON SEP 30, 2025

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  • B2xishim DRAFTING FOR THE
    Texans
Draft Selections
Jeremiyah Love Head Shot
PICK: 20 RND: 1 (HOU)
Jeremiyah Love
RB Notre Dame
Caleb Banks Head Shot
PICK: 52 RND: 2 (HOU)
Caleb Banks
DE Florida
Jaeden Roberts Head Shot
PICK: 54 RND: 2 (HOU)
Jaeden Roberts
OG Alabama
R Mason Thomas Head Shot
PICK: 67 RND: 3 (HOU)
R Mason Thomas
DE-EDGE Oklahoma
Aamil Wagner Head Shot
PICK: 120 RND: 4 (HOU)
Aamil Wagner
OT Notre Dame
DeMonte Capehart Head Shot
PICK: 122 RND: 4 (HOU)
DeMonte Capehart
DT Clemson
Bryce Boettcher Head Shot
PICK: 159 RND: 5 (HOU)
Bryce Boettcher
LB Oregon
Barion Brown Head Shot
PICK: 233 RND: 7 (HOU)
Barion Brown
WR LSU
Draft Picks Traded
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (ARI)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (ARI)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Players Gained
Head Shot
Micah Parsons
LB
Players traded away
Head Shot
Joe Mixon
RB
Draft Grade — Texans
Overall B
ValueB- NeedA- TradesA+ FutureD-
A masterclass at the trade table lands the Texans a B.

The Texans clearly saw something nobody else did in DeMonte Capehart, taking him 35 picks ahead of his grade. The board is not convinced. Nothing here to lose sleep over; call it a B.

Every deal seemed to tilt their way, which is not luck. Brown falling to them is the kind of break a good board is built to catch. If this class has a fault line, it runs straight through quarterback.

A competent weekend that does not make headlines and does not need to.

Pick Analysis
Pick20 Rnd1 Jeremiyah Love
In Round 1, Pick 20 they get a lead back with juice at a price that makes it sweeter. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick52 Rnd2 Caleb Banks
The board had Caleb Banks higher than the Round 2 slot, and the edge rusher fell to them anyway. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick54 Rnd2 Jaeden Roberts
They reached into another round for Jaeden Roberts, and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. It fills a real need, too.
Pick67 Rnd3 R Mason Thomas
They reached a country mile for R Mason Thomas at No. 67, and the board is aghast. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick120 Rnd4 Aamil Wagner
A reasonable price with a little left over, Aamil Wagner in the 120th overall pick. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick122 Rnd4 DeMonte Capehart
A wild overpay on DeMonte Capehart in the 122nd pick, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick159 Rnd5 Bryce Boettcher
Bryce Boettcher slid further than he should have, and Round 5, Pick 21 is lovely value for the linebacker. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick233 Rnd7 Barion Brown
Nice patience on Barion Brown, who had no business lasting to No. 233. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.