Rick N. Morty'S MOCK DRAFT
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Rick N. Morty'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON FEB 14, 2026

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  • Rick N. Morty DRAFTING FOR THE
    Jets
Draft Selections
Arvell Reese Head Shot
PICK: 16 RND: 1 (NYJ)
Arvell Reese
LB Ohio State
Jordyn Tyson Head Shot
PICK: 18 RND: 1 (NYJ)
Jordyn Tyson
WR Arizona State
Kayden McDonald Head Shot
PICK: 20 RND: 1 (NYJ)
Kayden McDonald
DT Ohio State
Anthony Hill Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (NYJ)
Anthony Hill Jr.
LB Texas
Dillon Thieneman Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (NYJ)
Dillon Thieneman
S Oregon
Max Klare Head Shot
PICK: 86 RND: 3 (NYJ)
Max Klare
TE Ohio State
Chase Bisontis Head Shot
PICK: 97 RND: 3 (NYJ)
Chase Bisontis
OG Texas A&M
Nicholas Singleton Head Shot
PICK: 103 RND: 4 (NYJ)
Nicholas Singleton
RB Penn State
Omar Cooper Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 106 RND: 4 (NYJ)
Omar Cooper Jr.
WR Indiana
Drew Allar Head Shot
PICK: 165 RND: 5 (NYJ)
Drew Allar
QB Penn State
Gracen Halton Head Shot
PICK: 175 RND: 5 (NYJ)
Gracen Halton
DL Oklahoma
Earnest Greene III Head Shot
PICK: 178 RND: 5 (NYJ)
Earnest Greene III
OT Georgia
Nate Boerkircher Head Shot
PICK: 192 RND: 6 (NYJ)
Nate Boerkircher
TE Texas A&M
Trey Zuhn III Head Shot
PICK: 194 RND: 6 (NYJ)
Trey Zuhn III
OT Texas A&M
De'Zhaun Stribling Head Shot
PICK: 206 RND: 6 (NYJ)
De'Zhaun Stribling
WR Ole Miss
Eric O'Neill Head Shot
PICK: 209 RND: 6 (NYJ)
Eric O'Neill
DE-EDGE Rutgers
Robert Spears-Jennings Head Shot
PICK: 218 RND: 7 (NYJ)
Robert Spears-Jennings
S Oklahoma
Roman Hemby Head Shot
PICK: 242 RND: 7 (NYJ)
Roman Hemby
RB Indiana
Draft Picks Received
Jordyn Tyson Head Shot
PICK: 18 RND: 1 (MIN)
Jordyn Tyson
WR Arizona State
Kayden McDonald Head Shot
PICK: 20 RND: 1 (DAL)
Kayden McDonald
DT Ohio State
Anthony Hill Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (MIN)
Anthony Hill Jr.
LB Texas
Dillon Thieneman Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (HOU)
Dillon Thieneman
S Oregon
Max Klare Head Shot
PICK: 86 RND: 3 (LAC)
Max Klare
TE Ohio State
Chase Bisontis Head Shot
PICK: 97 RND: 3 (MIN)
Chase Bisontis
OG Texas A&M
Omar Cooper Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 106 RND: 4 (HOU)
Omar Cooper Jr.
WR Indiana
Drew Allar Head Shot
PICK: 165 RND: 5 (HOU)
Drew Allar
QB Penn State
Trey Zuhn III Head Shot
PICK: 194 RND: 6 (MIN)
Trey Zuhn III
OT Texas A&M
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (DAL)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (DAL)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (DAL)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (LAC)
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Draft Picks Traded
Rueben Bain Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 2 RND: 1 (DAL)
Rueben Bain Jr.
DE-EDGE Miami
Chris Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 33 RND: 2 (IND)
Chris Johnson
CB San Diego State
Emmanuel Pregnon Head Shot
PICK: 44 RND: 2 (LAC)
Emmanuel Pregnon
OG Oregon
Players Gained
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Daniel Jones
QB
Draft Grade — Jets
Overall A-
ValueB NeedB- TradesA+ FutureA+
The Jets won the weekend at the trade table. Grade: A-.

The Jets went off the board in a big way for Roman Hemby, 37 picks early. Conviction is one thing; this is another. Add it all up and it grades out a clean A-.

The dealing alone would carry a lesser class. Whatever else happened, they won the night they took Klare.

The Jets indulged a want in Hill Jr. while a need in cornerback stayed open. The cornerback hole is the one line item this class does not answer.

Add it up and few war rooms did better this weekend, Arvell Reese and all.

Pick Analysis
Pick16 Rnd1 Arvell Reese
In No. 16 they get the heartbeat of the defense at a price that makes it sweeter. More want than need.
Pick18 Rnd1 Jordyn Tyson
In slot 18 they get a matchup problem out wide at fair value. A real need, handled.
Pick20 Rnd1 Kayden McDonald
In pick No. 20 they get a run-stuffing presence up front. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick49 Rnd2 Anthony Hill Jr.
The eyebrow-raiser of the weekend. They went linebacker with Anthony Hill Jr. while clear needs at cornerback sat open.
Pick59 Rnd2 Dillon Thieneman
They barely believed it either: Dillon Thieneman still on the board at the Round 2 slot. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick86 Rnd3 Max Klare
Somehow Max Klare was still sitting there in the 86th pick, and they pounced on premier tight end value. It adds depth where they could use a little.
Pick97 Rnd3 Chase Bisontis
No drama and no debate, Chase Bisontis went about where he belonged in No. 97. It fills a real need, too.
Pick103 Rnd4 Nicholas Singleton
A tidy bit of business in the Round 4 slot, where Nicholas Singleton graded well above the range. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick106 Rnd4 Omar Cooper Jr.
Circle this one: Omar Cooper Jr. at Round 4, Pick 6 is a fall that decides a draft. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick165 Rnd5 Drew Allar
Drew Allar in the 165th overall pick should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick175 Rnd5 Gracen Halton
Gracen Halton in the 175th pick is exactly on the number, no argument either way. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick178 Rnd5 Earnest Greene III
Earnest Greene III at pick 178 is a sensible buy, a touch better than market for the offensive lineman. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick192 Rnd6 Nate Boerkircher
They robbed the room for Nate Boerkircher here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. Nice player, but the depth chart did not need him here.
Pick194 Rnd6 Trey Zuhn III
They jumped the gun on Trey Zuhn III, taking him earlier than his grade liked. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick206 Rnd6 De'Zhaun Stribling
De'Zhaun Stribling at pick No. 206 is a clear overpay, with better names still on the board. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick209 Rnd6 Eric O'Neill
Eric O'Neill at slot 209 jumps the queue by a touch more than is comfortable. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick218 Rnd7 Robert Spears-Jennings
A straight-up fair deal on Robert Spears-Jennings at Round 7, Pick 2, value and slot in agreement. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick242 Rnd7 Roman Hemby
Roman Hemby at No. 242 is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.