KaepKillsTheColtsCurse'S MOCK DRAFT

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  • KaepKillsTheColtsCurse DRAFTING FOR THE
    Colts
Draft Selections
Brock Bowers Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (IND)
Brock Bowers
TE Georgia
Xavier Worthy Head Shot
PICK: 24 RND: 1 (IND)
Xavier Worthy
WR Texas
Chop Robinson Head Shot
PICK: 25 RND: 1 (IND)
Chop Robinson
DE-EDGE Penn State
Xavier Legette Head Shot
PICK: 46 RND: 2 (IND)
Xavier Legette
WR South Carolina
T.J. Tampa Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (IND)
T.J. Tampa
CB Iowa State
Beau Brade Head Shot
PICK: 151 RND: 5 (IND)
Beau Brade
S Maryland
Dylan Laube Head Shot
PICK: 191 RND: 6 (IND)
Dylan Laube
RB New Hampshire
Tyler Owens Head Shot
PICK: 234 RND: 7 (IND)
Tyler Owens
S Texas Tech
Draft Picks Received
Brock Bowers Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (CHI)
Brock Bowers
TE Georgia
Xavier Worthy Head Shot
PICK: 24 RND: 1 (DAL)
Xavier Worthy
WR Texas
Chop Robinson Head Shot
PICK: 25 RND: 1 (GB)
Chop Robinson
DE-EDGE Penn State
T.J. Tampa Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (NYG)
T.J. Tampa
CB Iowa State
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (CHI)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (CHI)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 5 (CHI)
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Draft Picks Traded
Dallas Turner Head Shot
PICK: 15 RND: 1 (ATL)
Dallas Turner
LB-EDGE Alabama
Austin Booker Head Shot
PICK: 82 RND: 3 (ATL)
Austin Booker
DE-EDGE Kansas
Beaux Limmer Head Shot
PICK: 117 RND: 4 (DAL)
Beaux Limmer
C Arkansas
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (ARI)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (ARI)
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Players traded away
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Alec Pierce
WR
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Kwity Paye
EDGE
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Kylen Granson
TE
Draft Grade — Colts
Overall F
ValueB- NeedB+ TradesF FutureD+
The Colts won the night they stopped Laube from sliding. Grade: F.

The Colts did not so much draft Xavier Worthy as overpay for him, 31 picks clear of his grade. It sets an uneasy tone for the weekend. The warnings were there, and the F is the bill.

They lost the exchange badly enough to drag the whole class down. The quarterback spot stays a question, and it was the one they most needed an answer at. The Laube value carries more weight than any single miss elsewhere.

Spend now, pay later; the math only works if this class delivers.

In the end, a class that has to defy its grades just to matter.

Pick Analysis
Pick9 Rnd1 Brock Bowers
In the 9th overall pick they get a security blanket over the middle at fair value. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick24 Rnd1 Xavier Worthy
In the Round 1 slot they get a weapon on the perimeter, a steep price for the projection. The biggest hole, addressed.
Pick25 Rnd1 Chop Robinson
In Round 1, Pick 25 they get juice off the edge. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick46 Rnd2 Xavier Legette
A slide stopped in the 46th pick, with Xavier Legette worth more than the price. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick47 Rnd2 T.J. Tampa
T.J. Tampa in No. 47 is exactly on the number, no argument either way. A minor need, but a need all the same.
Pick151 Rnd5 Beau Brade
They let Beau Brade come to them and pounced at the 151st pick. It adds depth where they could use a little.
Pick191 Rnd6 Dylan Laube
Dylan Laube in Round 6, Pick 16 is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick234 Rnd7 Tyler Owens
Tyler Owens at slot 234 is a steep price for a hunch, hard to square with any board. A want dressed up as a pick, at a spot they had covered.