Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Commanders

  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Commanders
Draft Selections
Josh Conerly Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 2 RND: 1 (WSH)
Josh Conerly Jr.
OT Oregon
Trey Amos Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (WSH)
Trey Amos
CB Ole Miss
Jaylin Lane Head Shot
PICK: 33 RND: 2 (WSH)
Jaylin Lane
WR Virginia Tech
Ja'Corey Brooks Head Shot
PICK: 61 RND: 2 (WSH)
Ja'Corey Brooks
WR Louisville
Collin Schlee Head Shot
PICK: 67 RND: 3 (WSH)
Collin Schlee
QB Virginia Tech
Kain Medrano Head Shot
PICK: 94 RND: 3 (WSH)
Kain Medrano
LB UCLA
Jacory Croskey-Merritt Head Shot
PICK: 104 RND: 4 (WSH)
Jacory Croskey-Merritt
RB Arizona
Cobee Bryant Head Shot
PICK: 128 RND: 4 (WSH)
Cobee Bryant
CB Kansas
Khris Bogle Head Shot
PICK: 179 RND: 6 (WSH)
Khris Bogle
DL-EDGE Michigan State
Bhayshul Tuten Head Shot
PICK: 192 RND: 6 (WSH)
Bhayshul Tuten
RB Virginia Tech
Rayuan Lane III Head Shot
PICK: 200 RND: 6 (WSH)
Rayuan Lane III
S Navy
Rashod Owens Head Shot
PICK: 205 RND: 6 (WSH)
Rashod Owens
WR Oklahoma State
Jarquez Hunter Head Shot
PICK: 216 RND: 6 (WSH)
Jarquez Hunter
RB Auburn
Woody Marks Head Shot
PICK: 226 RND: 7 (WSH)
Woody Marks
RB USC
Aubrey Burks Head Shot
PICK: 245 RND: 7 (WSH)
Aubrey Burks
S West Virginia
Maurice Smith Head Shot
PICK: 251 RND: 7 (WSH)
Maurice Smith
C Florida State
DeAndre Jules Head Shot
PICK: 255 RND: 7 (WSH)
DeAndre Jules
DL South Carolina
Fentrell Cypress II Head Shot
PICK: 257 RND: 7 (WSH)
Fentrell Cypress II
CB Florida State
Draft Picks Received
Josh Conerly Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 2 RND: 1 (CLE)
Josh Conerly Jr.
OT Oregon
Jaylin Lane Head Shot
PICK: 33 RND: 2 (CLE)
Jaylin Lane
WR Virginia Tech
Collin Schlee Head Shot
PICK: 67 RND: 3 (CLE)
Collin Schlee
QB Virginia Tech
Kain Medrano Head Shot
PICK: 94 RND: 3 (CLE)
Kain Medrano
LB UCLA
Jacory Croskey-Merritt Head Shot
PICK: 104 RND: 4 (CLE)
Jacory Croskey-Merritt
RB Arizona
Khris Bogle Head Shot
PICK: 179 RND: 6 (CLE)
Khris Bogle
DL-EDGE Michigan State
Bhayshul Tuten Head Shot
PICK: 192 RND: 6 (CLE)
Bhayshul Tuten
RB Virginia Tech
Rayuan Lane III Head Shot
PICK: 200 RND: 6 (CLE)
Rayuan Lane III
S Navy
Jarquez Hunter Head Shot
PICK: 216 RND: 6 (CLE)
Jarquez Hunter
RB Auburn
Woody Marks Head Shot
PICK: 226 RND: 7 (KC)
Woody Marks
RB USC
Maurice Smith Head Shot
PICK: 251 RND: 7 (KC)
Maurice Smith
C Florida State
DeAndre Jules Head Shot
PICK: 255 RND: 7 (CLE)
DeAndre Jules
DL South Carolina
Fentrell Cypress II Head Shot
PICK: 257 RND: 7 (KC)
Fentrell Cypress II
CB Florida State
Draft Picks Traded
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (NYG)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (NYG)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 5 (NYG)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 6 (NYG)
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PICK: RND: 7 (NYG)
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Players traded away
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Jayden Daniels
QB
Head Shot
Laremy Tunsil
OT
Draft Grade — Commanders
Overall F
ValueF NeedB+ TradesF FutureD
The Commanders went off-script early, and it cost them a F.

There is reaching, and then there is Collin Schlee at slot 67. The Commanders jumped the board by 353 and dared it to prove them wrong. A F, plain and simple.

They handed away value on the phones that the picks cannot earn back. A whole weekend of picks and tight end is somehow still a want. If one pick saves this weekend, it is Tuten.

It is a win-now wager, and the future is the stake.

About as rough as a weekend gets on paper, with tight end still staring back at them.

Pick Analysis
Pick2 Rnd1 Josh Conerly Jr.
In the Round 1 slot they get a cornerstone up front, though the board says they badly overpaid. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick29 Rnd1 Trey Amos
In Round 1, Pick 29 they get an island corner, a steep price for the projection. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick33 Rnd2 Jaylin Lane
A big swing on Jaylin Lane at pick No. 33, well ahead of any board in the building. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick61 Rnd2 Ja'Corey Brooks
This one needs a full-page explanation: Ja'Corey Brooks in pick 61, miles early. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick67 Rnd3 Collin Schlee
Collin Schlee in No. 67 is a reach so steep the board needed a second look to believe it. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick94 Rnd3 Kain Medrano
Kain Medrano at the 94th overall pick is the pick scouts circle, and not in a good way. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick104 Rnd4 Jacory Croskey-Merritt
They reached into another round for Jacory Croskey-Merritt, and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick128 Rnd4 Cobee Bryant
No drama and no debate, Cobee Bryant went about where he belonged in slot 128. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick179 Rnd6 Khris Bogle
Khris Bogle at Round 6, Pick 3 is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick192 Rnd6 Bhayshul Tuten
The board fumbled Bhayshul Tuten all the way to the Round 6 slot, and they scooped it up. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick200 Rnd6 Rayuan Lane III
They left a pile of value on the table to take Rayuan Lane III this early at the 200th pick. Depth more than a fix, but depth they can use.
Pick205 Rnd6 Rashod Owens
Rashod Owens in pick No. 205 is a bet on their own eyes over everyone else's grade. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick216 Rnd6 Jarquez Hunter
A running back of that caliber at pick 216 is the definition of value, full stop. The roster fit checks out.
Pick226 Rnd7 Woody Marks
They robbed the room for Woody Marks here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick245 Rnd7 Aubrey Burks
They talked themselves into Aubrey Burks at the 245th overall pick, and the board did not agree. A luxury on a unit that was already in good shape.
Pick251 Rnd7 Maurice Smith
A real head-scratcher, Maurice Smith in pick No. 251 is miles ahead of his ranking. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick255 Rnd7 DeAndre Jules
A swing that ignored the value entirely, DeAndre Jules well ahead of where he belonged. It fills a real need, too.
Pick257 Rnd7 Fentrell Cypress II
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for Fentrell Cypress II. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.