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Draft Selections
Tyler Warren Head Shot
PICK: 11 RND: 1 (NYJ)
Tyler Warren
TE Penn State
Jaxson Dart Head Shot
PICK: 20 RND: 1 (NYJ)
Jaxson Dart
QB Ole Miss
Savion Williams Head Shot
PICK: 67 RND: 3 (NYJ)
Savion Williams
WR TCU
Cameron Williams Head Shot
PICK: 73 RND: 3 (NYJ)
Cameron Williams
OT Texas
Carson Schwesinger Head Shot
PICK: 105 RND: 4 (NYJ)
Carson Schwesinger
LB UCLA
Sebastian Castro Head Shot
PICK: 124 RND: 4 (NYJ)
Sebastian Castro
S Iowa
Kaimon Rucker Head Shot
PICK: 137 RND: 4 (NYJ)
Kaimon Rucker
DE-EDGE North Carolina
Aeneas Peebles Head Shot
PICK: 145 RND: 5 (NYJ)
Aeneas Peebles
DL Virginia Tech
DJ Giddens Head Shot
PICK: 162 RND: 5 (NYJ)
DJ Giddens
RB Kansas State
JJ Pegues Head Shot
PICK: 186 RND: 6 (NYJ)
JJ Pegues
DT Ole Miss
Antwane Wells Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 207 RND: 6 (NYJ)
Antwane Wells Jr.
WR Ole Miss
Jeremy Crawshaw Head Shot
PICK: 237 RND: 7 (NYJ)
Jeremy Crawshaw
P Florida
Tyler Loop Head Shot
PICK: 250 RND: 7 (NYJ)
Tyler Loop
PK Arizona
Draft Picks Received
Tyler Warren Head Shot
PICK: 11 RND: 1 (SF)
Tyler Warren
TE Penn State
Jaxson Dart Head Shot
PICK: 20 RND: 1 (DEN)
Jaxson Dart
QB Ole Miss
Savion Williams Head Shot
PICK: 67 RND: 3 (CLE)
Savion Williams
WR TCU
Carson Schwesinger Head Shot
PICK: 105 RND: 4 (NYG)
Carson Schwesinger
LB UCLA
Sebastian Castro Head Shot
PICK: 124 RND: 4 (GB)
Sebastian Castro
S Iowa
Kaimon Rucker Head Shot
PICK: 137 RND: 4 (SEA)
Kaimon Rucker
DE-EDGE North Carolina
Jeremy Crawshaw Head Shot
PICK: 237 RND: 7 (GB)
Jeremy Crawshaw
P Florida
Tyler Loop Head Shot
PICK: 250 RND: 7 (GB)
Tyler Loop
PK Arizona
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (CLE)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (CLE)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 6 (NYG)
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Draft Picks Traded
Ashton Jeanty Head Shot
PICK: 7 RND: 1 (CLE)
Ashton Jeanty
RB Boise State
T.J. Sanders Head Shot
PICK: 42 RND: 2 (DEN)
T.J. Sanders
DT South Carolina
Gunnar Helm Head Shot
PICK: 110 RND: 4 (SEA)
Gunnar Helm
TE Texas
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (ARI)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (ARI)
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Players Gained
Head Shot
Maliek Collins
DT
Players traded away
Head Shot
Breece Hall
RB
Head Shot
Tyler Conklin
TE
Draft Grade — Jets
Overall D-
ValueC+ NeedB TradesF FutureB-
The Jets drew a line under the quarterback search with Dart: D-.

The tape said wait; the Jets did not. Tyler Loop went at pick 250, a good 77 picks before the board was ready.

They handed away value on the phones that the picks cannot earn back. They have staked the next five years on Jaxson Dart, which is the only story that really matters here.

They punted on cornerback, and it is the miss that keeps the grade honest. That Castro pick is the receipt they will wave around later.

In short, the board sent warnings, and they will be hoping it was wrong.

Pick Analysis
Pick11 Rnd1 Tyler Warren
In the 11th overall pick they get a security blanket over the middle at fair value. More want than need.
Pick20 Rnd1 Jaxson Dart
In the 20th pick they get a long-term answer under center, a steep price for the projection. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick67 Rnd3 Savion Williams
They reached into another round for Savion Williams, and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick73 Rnd3 Cameron Williams
Good price on Cameron Williams in slot 73, a hair ahead of his grade with no real quibbles. It fills a real need, too.
Pick105 Rnd4 Carson Schwesinger
Circle this one: Carson Schwesinger at Round 4, Pick 3 is a fall that decides a draft. A minor itch, scratched.
Pick124 Rnd4 Sebastian Castro
Steal is underselling it; Sebastian Castro at No. 124 is a heist with the alarm still ringing. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick137 Rnd4 Kaimon Rucker
A big swing on Kaimon Rucker at the Round 4 slot, well ahead of any board in the building. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick145 Rnd5 Aeneas Peebles
Aeneas Peebles at the 145th overall pick is right where the board had him, plain and simple. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick162 Rnd5 DJ Giddens
DJ Giddens in No. 162 is the kind of reach that only looks good if he outplays it. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick186 Rnd6 JJ Pegues
A market-rate interior defensive lineman, with the board and the slot shaking hands on JJ Pegues. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick207 Rnd6 Antwane Wells Jr.
Nice patience on Antwane Wells Jr., who had no business lasting to pick No. 207. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick237 Rnd7 Jeremy Crawshaw
Jeremy Crawshaw at pick 237 is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. It is more luxury than necessity; they were already set here.
Pick250 Rnd7 Tyler Loop
They left a pile of value on the table to take Tyler Loop this early at Round 7, Pick 34. A want more than a need, though you can never have too many.