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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON AUG 7, 2025

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Texans
Draft Selections
Jalon Walker Head Shot
PICK: 25 RND: 1 (HOU)
Jalon Walker
LB Georgia
Donovan Ezeiruaku Head Shot
PICK: 58 RND: 2 (HOU)
Donovan Ezeiruaku
DE-EDGE Boston College
Isaiah Bond Head Shot
PICK: 79 RND: 3 (HOU)
Isaiah Bond
WR Texas
Mason Taylor Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (HOU)
Mason Taylor
TE LSU
Thomas Fidone II Head Shot
PICK: 166 RND: 5 (HOU)
Thomas Fidone II
TE Nebraska
Drew Kendall Head Shot
PICK: 236 RND: 7 (HOU)
Drew Kendall
C Boston College
Jake Briningstool Head Shot
PICK: 241 RND: 7 (HOU)
Jake Briningstool
TE Clemson
Draft Grade — Texans
Overall B-
ValueB NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
Grand theft in pick 241: the Texans steal Briningstool and grade out a B-.

The board owed the Texans one, and it paid up: Jake Briningstool, the No. 174 name on the board, sitting there at the 241st overall pick like a gift left on the doorstep. The bottom line is a respectable B-.

The Fidone II reach is the anchor dragging on the value grade. The running back hole is the one line item this class does not answer.

A competent weekend that does not make headlines and does not need to.

Pick Analysis
Pick25 Rnd1 Jalon Walker
In the Round 1 slot they get a green-dot type in the middle. A real need, handled.
Pick58 Rnd2 Donovan Ezeiruaku
A reasonable price with a little left over, Donovan Ezeiruaku in No. 58. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick79 Rnd3 Isaiah Bond
Isaiah Bond in pick No. 79 lands just on the right side of the ledger. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick89 Rnd3 Mason Taylor
Quietly one of the better values of the day, Mason Taylor at the 89th overall pick. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick166 Rnd5 Thomas Fidone II
Thomas Fidone II in the 166th pick is a bet on their own eyes over everyone else's grade. The roster fit checks out.
Pick236 Rnd7 Drew Kendall
The board fumbled Drew Kendall all the way to Round 7, Pick 20, and they scooped it up. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick241 Rnd7 Jake Briningstool
Jake Briningstool at pick 241 is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. A need, and now a little less of one.