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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON AUG 7, 2025

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Colts
Draft Selections
Walter Nolen Head Shot
PICK: 14 RND: 1 (IND)
Walter Nolen
DT Ole Miss
Damien Martinez Head Shot
PICK: 45 RND: 2 (IND)
Damien Martinez
RB Miami
Tate Ratledge Head Shot
PICK: 80 RND: 3 (IND)
Tate Ratledge
OG Georgia
Grayson McCall Head Shot
PICK: 117 RND: 4 (IND)
Grayson McCall
QB NC State
Darius Alexander Head Shot
PICK: 151 RND: 5 (IND)
Darius Alexander
DT Toledo
Jeremy Crawshaw Head Shot
PICK: 189 RND: 6 (IND)
Jeremy Crawshaw
P Florida
Tommi Hill Head Shot
PICK: 232 RND: 7 (IND)
Tommi Hill
CB Nebraska
Draft Grade — Colts
Overall C+
ValueD- NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
Flashes of a plan, unevenly run, for the Colts: C+.

The Colts bet big and early on Grayson McCall, 364 picks ahead of the board. Bold does not always mean right. Call it a C+ and check back in two years.

On value alone, Hill makes the weekend a net positive. If this class has a fault line, it runs straight through wide receiver.

The roster is better shaped than it was, with quarterback chief among the fixes. The trenches got the money picks, top to bottom.

Call it incomplete, and check back in a couple of seasons.

Pick Analysis
Pick14 Rnd1 Walter Nolen
In slot 14 they get an anchor for the defensive front. A real need, handled.
Pick45 Rnd2 Damien Martinez
They left a pile of value on the table to take Damien Martinez this early at Round 2, Pick 13. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick80 Rnd3 Tate Ratledge
Tate Ratledge at the Round 3 slot is money in the bank, a offensive lineman taken below his worth. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick117 Rnd4 Grayson McCall
Grayson McCall at the 117th pick is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick151 Rnd5 Darius Alexander
Steal is underselling it; Darius Alexander at No. 151 is a heist with the alarm still ringing. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick189 Rnd6 Jeremy Crawshaw
Jeremy Crawshaw at pick 189 is the pick scouts circle, and not in a good way. It is more luxury than necessity; they were already set here.
Pick232 Rnd7 Tommi Hill
Tommi Hill in the 232nd pick should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.