Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON AUG 7, 2025

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chargers
Draft Selections
Tyler Warren Head Shot
PICK: 22 RND: 1 (LAC)
Tyler Warren
TE Penn State
Jihaad Campbell Head Shot
PICK: 55 RND: 2 (LAC)
Jihaad Campbell
LB Alabama
Pat Bryant Head Shot
PICK: 86 RND: 3 (LAC)
Pat Bryant
WR Illinois
Payton Thorne Head Shot
PICK: 125 RND: 4 (LAC)
Payton Thorne
QB Auburn
Anthony Belton Head Shot
PICK: 158 RND: 5 (LAC)
Anthony Belton
OT NC State
Robbie Ouzts Head Shot
PICK: 181 RND: 6 (LAC)
Robbie Ouzts
TE Alabama
Isaac TeSlaa Head Shot
PICK: 199 RND: 6 (LAC)
Isaac TeSlaa
WR Arkansas
Oluwafemi Oladejo Head Shot
PICK: 209 RND: 6 (LAC)
Oluwafemi Oladejo
LB-EDGE UCLA
Ja'Quinden Jackson Head Shot
PICK: 214 RND: 6 (LAC)
Ja'Quinden Jackson
RB Arkansas
Caleb Ransaw Head Shot
PICK: 256 RND: 7 (LAC)
Caleb Ransaw
S Tulane
Draft Grade — Chargers
Overall B-
ValueC+ NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
More right than wrong for the Chargers, and a B- to prove it.

There is conviction, and then there is this. The Chargers took Payton Thorne a full 343 picks ahead of where the board had him, an overdraft steep enough that it colors the whole weekend. It nets out to a B-, which feels about right.

They banked enough surplus on Oladejo to cover a lot of smaller sins. They covered a lot of ground and still skipped interior defensive lineman, which is a strange place to end up.

Good work on the whole, with interior defensive lineman the one box left unchecked.

Pick Analysis
Pick22 Rnd1 Tyler Warren
Tyler Warren at the 22nd pick is the sort of value that quietly wins a weekend. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick55 Rnd2 Jihaad Campbell
Jihaad Campbell at pick No. 55 is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. A minor need, but a need all the same.
Pick86 Rnd3 Pat Bryant
Pat Bryant in slot 86 is a bet on their own eyes over everyone else's grade. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick125 Rnd4 Payton Thorne
This one needs a full-page explanation: Payton Thorne in the Round 4 slot, miles early. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick158 Rnd5 Anthony Belton
They barely believed it either: Anthony Belton still on the board at Round 5, Pick 20. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick181 Rnd6 Robbie Ouzts
A swing that ignored the value entirely, Robbie Ouzts well ahead of where he belonged. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick199 Rnd6 Isaac TeSlaa
They reached a country mile for Isaac TeSlaa at the 199th overall pick, and the board is aghast. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick209 Rnd6 Oluwafemi Oladejo
A edge rusher of that caliber at slot 209 is the definition of value, full stop. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick214 Rnd6 Ja'Quinden Jackson
They talked themselves into Ja'Quinden Jackson at pick No. 214, and the board did not agree. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick256 Rnd7 Caleb Ransaw
You do not let a safety like Caleb Ransaw reach the Round 7 slot and blink. They did not. It adds depth where they could use a little.