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Draft Selections
Malaki Starks Head Shot
PICK: 17 RND: 1 (CHI)
Malaki Starks
S Georgia
Aireontae Ersery Head Shot
PICK: 39 RND: 2 (CHI)
Aireontae Ersery
OT Minnesota
Nic Scourton Head Shot
PICK: 41 RND: 2 (CHI)
Nic Scourton
DL-EDGE Texas A&M
Jalon Walker Head Shot
PICK: 60 RND: 2 (CHI)
Jalon Walker
LB Georgia
Jake Majors Head Shot
PICK: 147 RND: 5 (CHI)
Jake Majors
C Texas
Cam Skattebo Head Shot
PICK: 188 RND: 6 (CHI)
Cam Skattebo
RB Arizona State
Ben Yurosek Head Shot
PICK: 244 RND: 7 (CHI)
Ben Yurosek
TE Georgia
Draft Picks Received
Malaki Starks Head Shot
PICK: 17 RND: 1 (CIN)
Malaki Starks
S Georgia
Jalon Walker Head Shot
PICK: 60 RND: 2 (BUF)
Jalon Walker
LB Georgia
Cam Skattebo Head Shot
PICK: 188 RND: 6 (IND)
Cam Skattebo
RB Arizona State
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (CIN)
NEXT YEAR (2026)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (CIN)
NEXT YEAR (2026)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Josh Simmons Head Shot
PICK: 10 RND: 1 (NYG)
Josh Simmons
OT Ohio State
Jack Bech Head Shot
PICK: 72 RND: 3 (BUF)
Jack Bech
WR TCU
Carson Schwesinger Head Shot
PICK: 197 RND: 6 (IND)
Carson Schwesinger
LB UCLA
Michael Taaffe Head Shot
PICK: 233 RND: 7 (IND)
Michael Taaffe
S Texas
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (ATL)
NEXT YEAR (2026)
 
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall B-
ValueB NeedB TradesC- FutureA-
The Bears cashed the board's mistake on Skattebo: B-.

You could see the war room lean forward. Cam Skattebo at the 188th pick is the sort of fall that does not happen, except it just did. Nothing here to lose sleep over; call it a B-.

A whole weekend of picks and interior defensive lineman is somehow still a want. They are betting Ersery proves the room right and everyone else wrong.

Solid rather than spectacular, and there is nothing wrong with that.

Pick Analysis
Pick17 Rnd1 Malaki Starks
In No. 17 they get a two-high chess piece at fair value.
Pick39 Rnd2 Aireontae Ersery
They paid a round early for Aireontae Ersery in pick No. 39, more than the board wanted. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick41 Rnd2 Nic Scourton
No edge and no loss on Nic Scourton in slot 41; it is a wash and a sensible one. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick60 Rnd2 Jalon Walker
Taking Jalon Walker in Round 2, Pick 28 is close to grand larceny; a linebacker that good had no business lasting this long. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick147 Rnd5 Jake Majors
Jake Majors at the 147th pick is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick188 Rnd6 Cam Skattebo
Steal is underselling it; Cam Skattebo at the Round 6 slot is a heist with the alarm still ringing. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick244 Rnd7 Ben Yurosek
Ben Yurosek at the 244th overall pick is money in the bank, a tight end taken below his worth. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.