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Draft Selections
Princely Umanmielen Head Shot
PICK: 31 RND: 1 (PHI)
Princely Umanmielen
DE-EDGE Ole Miss
Wyatt Milum Head Shot
PICK: 63 RND: 2 (PHI)
Wyatt Milum
OT West Virginia
Tate Ratledge Head Shot
PICK: 95 RND: 3 (PHI)
Tate Ratledge
OG Georgia
Jalon Walker Head Shot
PICK: 128 RND: 4 (PHI)
Jalon Walker
LB Georgia
Jahdae Barron Head Shot
PICK: 160 RND: 5 (PHI)
Jahdae Barron
CB Texas
Walter Nolen Head Shot
PICK: 164 RND: 5 (PHI)
Walter Nolen
DT Ole Miss
Colston Loveland Head Shot
PICK: 166 RND: 5 (PHI)
Colston Loveland
TE Michigan
Draft Grade — Eagles
Overall B+
ValueA+ NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
The Eagles cashed the board's mistake on Nolen: B+.

The rest of the league will want that one back. Walter Nolen tumbling to the Eagles in slot 164 is a gift they did not have to think twice about. Call it a sensible B+, earned the boring way.

For all the activity, wide receiver went untouched, which is hard to explain. Job largely done: cornerback settled and 5 of 9 of the wish list covered.

In sum, a sturdy weekend with one asterisk, the wide receiver spot they never got to.

Pick Analysis
Pick31 Rnd1 Princely Umanmielen
In Round 1, Pick 31 they get a bendy edge with upside at a price that makes it sweeter. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick63 Rnd2 Wyatt Milum
Wyatt Milum at the 63rd overall pick is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick95 Rnd3 Tate Ratledge
Circle this one: Tate Ratledge at the Round 3 slot is a fall that decides a draft. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick128 Rnd4 Jalon Walker
Somehow Jalon Walker was still sitting there in the 128th pick, and they pounced on premier linebacker value. Depth more than a fix, but depth they can use.
Pick160 Rnd5 Jahdae Barron
The board fumbled Jahdae Barron all the way to No. 160, and they scooped it up. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick164 Rnd5 Walter Nolen
Walter Nolen in pick No. 164 is a gift, value that borders on unfair. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick166 Rnd5 Colston Loveland
Taking Colston Loveland in slot 166 is close to grand larceny; a tight end that good had no business lasting this long. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.