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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON JAN 30, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Texans
Draft Selections
Jonah Savaiinaea Head Shot
PICK: 25 RND: 1 (HOU)
Jonah Savaiinaea
OT Arizona
Jalon Walker Head Shot
PICK: 58 RND: 2 (HOU)
Jalon Walker
LB Georgia
Chantz Williams Head Shot
PICK: 79 RND: 3 (HOU)
Chantz Williams
DL-EDGE Charlotte
Kobe King Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (HOU)
Kobe King
LB Penn State
Cameron Williams Head Shot
PICK: 166 RND: 5 (HOU)
Cameron Williams
OT Texas
Luke Elzinga Head Shot
PICK: 236 RND: 7 (HOU)
Luke Elzinga
P Oklahoma
Deone Walker Head Shot
PICK: 241 RND: 7 (HOU)
Deone Walker
DT Kentucky
Draft Grade — Texans
Overall C+
ValueC NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
The Texans land in the muddy middle: C+.

The Texans put a flag in the ground for Chantz Williams, 405 picks before anyone else would have, and the value took the hit. The final tally is a middling C+.

The Walker value carries more weight than any single miss elsewhere. The running back spot stays a question, and it was the one they most needed an answer at.

The trenches got the money picks, top to bottom.

If Jonah Savaiinaea and a couple of the gambles land, hindsight will be kinder than this grade.

Pick Analysis
Pick25 Rnd1 Jonah Savaiinaea
In the 25th pick they get a plug-and-play piece up front, a steep price for the projection. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick58 Rnd2 Jalon Walker
The board fumbled Jalon Walker all the way to pick No. 58, and they scooped it up. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick79 Rnd3 Chantz Williams
Chantz Williams at the 79th overall pick is a steep price for a hunch, hard to square with any board. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick89 Rnd3 Kobe King
Kobe King at the Round 3 slot is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick166 Rnd5 Cameron Williams
Cameron Williams at slot 166 is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick236 Rnd7 Luke Elzinga
A tidy bit of business in No. 236, where Luke Elzinga graded well above the range. A want more than a need, though you can never have too many.
Pick241 Rnd7 Deone Walker
Circle this one: Deone Walker at Round 7, Pick 25 is a fall that decides a draft. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.