Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON JAN 30, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Packers
Draft Selections
Jalen Rivers Head Shot
PICK: 23 RND: 1 (GB)
Jalen Rivers
OT Miami
JT Tuimoloau Head Shot
PICK: 54 RND: 2 (GB)
JT Tuimoloau
DE-EDGE Ohio State
Smael Mondon Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 87 RND: 3 (GB)
Smael Mondon Jr.
LB Georgia
Tommi Hill Head Shot
PICK: 124 RND: 4 (GB)
Tommi Hill
CB Nebraska
Tez Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 159 RND: 5 (GB)
Tez Johnson
WR Oregon
Alfred Collins Head Shot
PICK: 198 RND: 6 (GB)
Alfred Collins
DT Texas
Mitchell Evans Head Shot
PICK: 237 RND: 7 (GB)
Mitchell Evans
TE Notre Dame
Luke Lachey Head Shot
PICK: 250 RND: 7 (GB)
Luke Lachey
TE Iowa
Draft Grade — Packers
Overall C
ValueF NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
The Packers cashed the board's mistake on Collins: C.

Somebody in pick No. 198 was going to get robbed, and it turned out to be the rest of the league. The Packers sat still while Alfred Collins, the No. 54 name on the board, slid all the way to them, then sprinted to the podium. The good and the questionable cancel out to a C.

If Rivers pans out, nobody remembers the price. If not, this is the pick they hear about. The quarterback spot stays a question, and it was the one they most needed an answer at.

Edge rusher was the priority and it is no longer a question, which is most of the job.

Hit on Jalen Rivers and the swing picks, and this ages a lot better than it grades today.

Pick Analysis
Pick23 Rnd1 Jalen Rivers
Jalen Rivers at the 23rd overall pick is the pick scouts circle, and not in a good way. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick54 Rnd2 JT Tuimoloau
JT Tuimoloau in Round 2, Pick 22 is fine work, a shade of surplus and no downside. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick87 Rnd3 Smael Mondon Jr.
They reached into another round for Smael Mondon Jr., and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. Not urgent, but hardly pointless.
Pick124 Rnd4 Tommi Hill
They reached a country mile for Tommi Hill at the Round 4 slot, and the board is aghast. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick159 Rnd5 Tez Johnson
The board fumbled Tez Johnson all the way to No. 159, and they scooped it up. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick198 Rnd6 Alfred Collins
Taking Alfred Collins in the 198th pick is close to grand larceny; an interior defensive lineman that good had no business lasting this long. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick237 Rnd7 Mitchell Evans
Mitchell Evans in slot 237 is a gift, value that borders on unfair. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick250 Rnd7 Luke Lachey
Luke Lachey at pick No. 250 is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.