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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON JAN 30, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Cardinals
Draft Selections
Armand Membou Head Shot
PICK: 16 RND: 1 (ARI)
Armand Membou
OT Missouri
Emeka Egbuka Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (ARI)
Emeka Egbuka
WR Ohio State
Chico Bennett Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 78 RND: 3 (ARI)
Chico Bennett Jr.
DE-EDGE Virginia
Jacob Parrish Head Shot
PICK: 115 RND: 4 (ARI)
Jacob Parrish
CB Kansas State
Kaleb Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 152 RND: 5 (ARI)
Kaleb Johnson
RB Iowa
Dylan Sampson Head Shot
PICK: 225 RND: 7 (ARI)
Dylan Sampson
RB Tennessee
Draft Grade — Cardinals
Overall B
ValueB- NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
The Cardinals did the meat-and-potatoes work well: B.

It is the swing that defines the weekend: Chico Bennett Jr. in the 78th pick, a good 384 spots before the room expected him. The bottom line is a respectable B.

Landing Sampson that late papers over a lot of smaller sins. Leaving quarterback unaddressed is the roster risk they will have to answer for in the fall. Wide receiver was the priority and it is no longer a question, which is most of the job.

Building through the lines is a philosophy, and they stuck to it.

In short, they left a little better than they arrived, which is the whole idea.

Pick Analysis
Pick16 Rnd1 Armand Membou
In Round 1, Pick 16 they get an anchor for the offensive line. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick47 Rnd2 Emeka Egbuka
Emeka Egbuka in the 47th pick is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick78 Rnd3 Chico Bennett Jr.
Chico Bennett Jr. at the Round 3 slot is the pick scouts circle, and not in a good way. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick115 Rnd4 Jacob Parrish
The board had cheaper options than Jacob Parrish at slot 115, and it noticed. Useful body for a position without much behind the starter.
Pick152 Rnd5 Kaleb Johnson
Kaleb Johnson in No. 152 should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick225 Rnd7 Dylan Sampson
You do not let a running back like Dylan Sampson reach pick 225 and blink. They did not. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.