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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON DEC 8, 2025

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Texans
Draft Selections
Cayden Green Head Shot
PICK: 18 RND: 1 (HOU)
Cayden Green
OT Missouri
Connor Tollison Head Shot
PICK: 37 RND: 2 (HOU)
Connor Tollison
C Missouri
Daylen Everette Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (HOU)
Daylen Everette
CB Georgia
Joshua Josephs Head Shot
PICK: 68 RND: 3 (HOU)
Joshua Josephs
DE-EDGE Tennessee
CJ Allen Head Shot
PICK: 107 RND: 4 (HOU)
CJ Allen
LB Georgia
Harold Perkins Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 117 RND: 4 (HOU)
Harold Perkins Jr.
LB LSU
Tao Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 158 RND: 5 (HOU)
Tao Johnson
S Utah
Justice Haynes Head Shot
PICK: 233 RND: 7 (HOU)
Justice Haynes
RB Michigan
Tony Grimes Head Shot
PICK: 239 RND: 7 (HOU)
Tony Grimes
CB Purdue
Draft Grade — Texans
Overall C
ValueF NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
Flashes of a plan, unevenly run, for the Texans: C.

The Texans torched the value chart for Connor Tollison, taking him 135 spots sooner than anyone had him slotted. It washes out to a C, no better and no worse.

Whatever else happened, they won the night they took Haynes. They covered a lot of ground and still skipped wide receiver, which is a strange place to end up.

Bottom line, the swing picks will decide whether this ages well.

Pick Analysis
Pick18 Rnd1 Cayden Green
In the 18th overall pick they get a cornerstone up front, though the board says they badly overpaid.
Pick37 Rnd2 Connor Tollison
A real head-scratcher, Connor Tollison in the Round 2 slot is miles ahead of his ranking. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick49 Rnd2 Daylen Everette
Daylen Everette at No. 49 is right where the board had him, plain and simple. Depth more than a fix, but depth they can use.
Pick68 Rnd3 Joshua Josephs
You do not let an edge rusher like Joshua Josephs reach pick No. 68 and blink. They did not. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick107 Rnd4 CJ Allen
A top-tier linebacker at a bargain, CJ Allen in slot 107, plain and simple. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick117 Rnd4 Harold Perkins Jr.
Nice patience on Harold Perkins Jr., who had no business lasting to pick 117. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick158 Rnd5 Tao Johnson
They will replay Tao Johnson at pick No. 158 for years; that is how good the value is. It adds depth where they could use a little.
Pick233 Rnd7 Justice Haynes
Circle this one: Justice Haynes at No. 233 is a fall that decides a draft. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick239 Rnd7 Tony Grimes
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for Tony Grimes. A want more than a need, though you can never have too many.