Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 11, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Patriots
Draft Selections
Spencer Fano Head Shot
PICK: 31 RND: 1 (NE)
Spencer Fano
OT Utah
Bryce Boettcher Head Shot
PICK: 63 RND: 2 (NE)
Bryce Boettcher
LB Oregon
Bud Clark Head Shot
PICK: 95 RND: 3 (NE)
Bud Clark
S TCU
Dontay Corleone Head Shot
PICK: 125 RND: 4 (NE)
Dontay Corleone
DT Cincinnati
Sam Hecht Head Shot
PICK: 131 RND: 4 (NE)
Sam Hecht
C Kansas State
Nadame Tucker Head Shot
PICK: 171 RND: 5 (NE)
Nadame Tucker
DE-EDGE Western Michigan
Le'Veon Moss Head Shot
PICK: 191 RND: 6 (NE)
Le'Veon Moss
RB Texas A&M
Draft Picks Received
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (MIA)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Tacario Davis Head Shot
PICK: 198 RND: 6 (MIA)
Tacario Davis
CB Washington
Dani Dennis-Sutton Head Shot
PICK: 202 RND: 6 (MIA)
Dani Dennis-Sutton
DE-EDGE Penn State
Jalen Farmer Head Shot
PICK: 212 RND: 6 (MIA)
Jalen Farmer
OG Kentucky
Miles Kitselman Head Shot
PICK: 247 RND: 7 (MIA)
Miles Kitselman
TE Tennessee
Draft Grade — Patriots
Overall B
ValueC+ NeedB TradesC+ FutureA
A respectable, level-headed haul for the Patriots: B.

The Patriots looked at the value chart, folded it up, and took Bryce Boettcher at Round 2, Pick 31 regardless, 112 picks early. More right than wrong, and a B to match.

However the rest shakes out, Corleone at that price is a win they earned. They covered a lot of ground and still skipped wide receiver, which is a strange place to end up. Stockpiling next year's capital is patient, if unglamorous, asset work.

Job largely done: edge rusher settled and 5 of 8 of the wish list covered.

Solid rather than spectacular, and there is nothing wrong with that.

Pick Analysis
Pick31 Rnd1 Spencer Fano
In No. 31 they get an anchor for the offensive line at a price that makes it sweeter. A real need, handled.
Pick63 Rnd2 Bryce Boettcher
The board screamed and they did not listen, reaching into the next round for Bryce Boettcher. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.
Pick95 Rnd3 Bud Clark
They jumped the gun on Bud Clark, taking him earlier than his grade liked. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick125 Rnd4 Dontay Corleone
A interior defensive lineman of that caliber at slot 125 is the definition of value, full stop. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick131 Rnd4 Sam Hecht
Sam Hecht at the Round 4 slot is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. It fills a real need, too.
Pick171 Rnd5 Nadame Tucker
Nadame Tucker at pick No. 171 is right where the board had him, plain and simple. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick191 Rnd6 Le'Veon Moss
This one needs a full-page explanation: Le'Veon Moss in Round 6, Pick 10, miles early. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.