Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 11, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Eagles
Draft Selections
Keylan Rutledge Head Shot
PICK: 23 RND: 1 (PHI)
Keylan Rutledge
OG Georgia Tech
Eli Stowers Head Shot
PICK: 54 RND: 2 (PHI)
Eli Stowers
TE Vanderbilt
Taurean York Head Shot
PICK: 68 RND: 3 (PHI)
Taurean York
LB Texas A&M
Julian Neal Head Shot
PICK: 98 RND: 3 (PHI)
Julian Neal
CB Arkansas
Brenen Thompson Head Shot
PICK: 114 RND: 4 (PHI)
Brenen Thompson
WR Mississippi State
Nicholas Singleton Head Shot
PICK: 137 RND: 4 (PHI)
Nicholas Singleton
RB Penn State
Tyreak Sapp Head Shot
PICK: 153 RND: 5 (PHI)
Tyreak Sapp
DE-EDGE Florida
Tyler Onyedim Head Shot
PICK: 178 RND: 5 (PHI)
Tyler Onyedim
DE-EDGE Texas A&M
Kage Casey Head Shot
PICK: 197 RND: 6 (PHI)
Kage Casey
OT Boise State
Draft Grade — Eagles
Overall C+
ValueD+ NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
Flashes of a plan, unevenly executed. Eagles: C+.

Nobody else had Keylan Rutledge anywhere near the 23rd overall pick. The Eagles did, by 56 spots, and that gap is the whole story. Call it a C+ and check back in two years.

That is an offensive lineman worth more than the slot they spent on him, plainly. The interior defensive lineman spot stays a question, and it was the one they most needed an answer at. The roster is better shaped than it was, with cornerback chief among the fixes.

It grades out a shrug today, with plenty of room to move either way.

Pick Analysis
Pick23 Rnd1 Keylan Rutledge
In the 23rd overall pick they get a building block for the line, though the board says they badly overpaid. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick54 Rnd2 Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers in slot 54 is exactly on the number, no argument either way. The roster fit checks out.
Pick68 Rnd3 Taurean York
A wild overpay on Taurean York in the 68th pick, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick98 Rnd3 Julian Neal
A big swing on Julian Neal at the Round 3 slot, well ahead of any board in the building. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick114 Rnd4 Brenen Thompson
A tidy bit of business in pick No. 114, where Brenen Thompson graded well above the range. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick137 Rnd4 Nicholas Singleton
They robbed the room for Nicholas Singleton here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick153 Rnd5 Tyreak Sapp
A top-tier edge rusher at a bargain, Tyreak Sapp in the Round 5 slot, plain and simple. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick178 Rnd5 Tyler Onyedim
Tyler Onyedim slid further than he should have, and the 178th overall pick is lovely value for the edge rusher. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick197 Rnd6 Kage Casey
Kage Casey in pick No. 197 is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.