Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 11, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Bears
Draft Selections
Blake Miller Head Shot
PICK: 25 RND: 1 (CHI)
Blake Miller
OT Clemson
Michael Trigg Head Shot
PICK: 57 RND: 2 (CHI)
Michael Trigg
TE Baylor
Kyle Louis Head Shot
PICK: 60 RND: 2 (CHI)
Kyle Louis
LB Pittsburgh
Joe Royer Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (CHI)
Joe Royer
TE Cincinnati
Keyron Crawford Head Shot
PICK: 129 RND: 4 (CHI)
Keyron Crawford
DE-EDGE Auburn
Draft Picks Received
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 5 (MIA)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Genesis Smith Head Shot
PICK: 239 RND: 7 (MIA)
Genesis Smith
S Arizona
Thaddeus Dixon Head Shot
PICK: 241 RND: 7 (MIA)
Thaddeus Dixon
CB North Carolina
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall C+
ValueD NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
A mixed bag for the Bears, and a C+ to match.

You can fall in love with a player. You are not supposed to marry him in the wrong round. The Bears did exactly that with Michael Trigg in slot 57. Fine in stretches, shaky in others: a C+.

The Crawford value carries more weight than any single miss elsewhere. That interior defensive lineman hole did not close this weekend, and it was the biggest one on the wall. They will answer for taking tight end early while interior defensive lineman, running back and other spots went begging.

They went 3 of 8 on their needs, which is most of what a draft is for.

The verdict is a shrug for now, with the swing picks left to write the real ending.

Pick Analysis
Pick25 Rnd1 Blake Miller
In pick 25 they get a building block for the line, though the board says they badly overpaid. A real need, handled.
Pick57 Rnd2 Michael Trigg
They reached into another round for Michael Trigg, and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. A minor need, but a need all the same.
Pick60 Rnd2 Kyle Louis
Kyle Louis at No. 60 is the pick scouts circle, and not in a good way. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick89 Rnd3 Joe Royer
A curious use of pick No. 89. Interior defensive lineman, running back and other spots needed the pick; a tight end in Joe Royer did not.
Pick129 Rnd4 Keyron Crawford
Keyron Crawford in the 129th overall pick is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.