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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON DEC 8, 2025

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Bears
Draft Selections
Logan Jones Head Shot
PICK: 31 RND: 1 (CHI)
Logan Jones
C Iowa
Cashius Howell Head Shot
PICK: 63 RND: 2 (CHI)
Cashius Howell
DE-EDGE Texas A&M
Keanu Koht Head Shot
PICK: 95 RND: 3 (CHI)
Keanu Koht
LB-EDGE Vanderbilt
Zakee Wheatley Head Shot
PICK: 129 RND: 4 (CHI)
Zakee Wheatley
S Penn State
Josh Moten Head Shot
PICK: 171 RND: 5 (CHI)
Josh Moten
CB Southern Miss
Jacobe Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 237 RND: 7 (CHI)
Jacobe Johnson
CB Oklahoma
JK Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 246 RND: 7 (CHI)
JK Johnson
CB Oklahoma State
Lorenzo Styles Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 257 RND: 7 (CHI)
Lorenzo Styles Jr.
S Ohio State
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall C-
ValueF NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
A weekend that raised as many questions as it answered. The Bears get a C-.

You can fall in love with a player. You are not supposed to marry him in the wrong round. The Bears did exactly that with Keanu Koht in pick 95.

The Wheatley steal is the beam this whole class leans on. If this class has a fault line, it runs straight through interior defensive lineman. Job largely done: edge rusher settled and 3 of 8 of the wish list covered.

The trenches got the money picks, top to bottom.

It nets out as a middle-of-the-pack haul that neither helps nor hurts much.

Pick Analysis
Pick31 Rnd1 Logan Jones
In the 31st pick they get a blindside protector, a steep price for the projection. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick63 Rnd2 Cashius Howell
You do not let an edge rusher like Cashius Howell reach No. 63 and blink. They did not. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick95 Rnd3 Keanu Koht
Keanu Koht at the Round 3 slot is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick129 Rnd4 Zakee Wheatley
A top-tier safety at a bargain, Zakee Wheatley in pick 129, plain and simple. A minor itch, scratched.
Pick171 Rnd5 Josh Moten
They reached a country mile for Josh Moten at pick No. 171, and the board is aghast. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick237 Rnd7 Jacobe Johnson
Jacobe Johnson in slot 237 is a bet on their own eyes over everyone else's grade. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick246 Rnd7 JK Johnson
A real head-scratcher, JK Johnson in pick 246 is miles ahead of his ranking. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick257 Rnd7 Lorenzo Styles Jr.
A big swing on Lorenzo Styles Jr. at Round 7, Pick 42, well ahead of any board in the building. A want dressed up as a pick, at a spot they had covered.