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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON FEB 16, 2026

2026 miami

  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Dolphins
Draft Selections
Jermod McCoy Head Shot
PICK: 11 RND: 1 (MIA)
Jermod McCoy
CB Tennessee
Ja'Kobi Lane Head Shot
PICK: 43 RND: 2 (MIA)
Ja'Kobi Lane
WR USC
Nicholas Singleton Head Shot
PICK: 75 RND: 3 (MIA)
Nicholas Singleton
RB Penn State
A.J. Haulcy Head Shot
PICK: 87 RND: 3 (MIA)
A.J. Haulcy
S LSU
Keanu Koht Head Shot
PICK: 90 RND: 3 (MIA)
Keanu Koht
LB-EDGE Vanderbilt
Deion Burks Head Shot
PICK: 111 RND: 4 (MIA)
Deion Burks
WR Oklahoma
Taylen Green Head Shot
PICK: 149 RND: 5 (MIA)
Taylen Green
QB Arkansas
Keaten Wade Head Shot
PICK: 227 RND: 7 (MIA)
Keaten Wade
DE-EDGE Colorado
Draft Grade — Dolphins
Overall C+
ValueC NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
A weekend that raised as many questions as it answered. The Dolphins get a C+.

The war room fell hard for Keanu Koht, and it showed at the Round 3 slot: 306 picks ahead of a board that had other ideas. The good and the questionable cancel out to a C+.

The Haulcy pick is the one they will point to when this weekend is judged. If this class has a fault line, it runs straight through interior defensive lineman.

On the needs board they went 4 of 8, with quarterback the one that mattered most. The back end got a real overhaul.

If Jermod McCoy and a couple of the gambles land, hindsight will be kinder than this grade.

Pick Analysis
Pick11 Rnd1 Jermod McCoy
In pick No. 11 they get an island corner. More want than need.
Pick43 Rnd2 Ja'Kobi Lane
They left a pile of value on the table to take Ja'Kobi Lane this early at the Round 2 slot. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick75 Rnd3 Nicholas Singleton
Nicholas Singleton at the 75th pick is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick87 Rnd3 A.J. Haulcy
A.J. Haulcy in the 87th overall pick should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.
Pick90 Rnd3 Keanu Koht
Keanu Koht in pick 90 is a bet on their own eyes over everyone else's grade. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick111 Rnd4 Deion Burks
No drama and no debate, Deion Burks went about where he belonged in slot 111. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick149 Rnd5 Taylen Green
They talked themselves into Taylen Green at the 149th overall pick, and the board did not agree. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick227 Rnd7 Keaten Wade
A wild overpay on Keaten Wade in the Round 7 slot, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.