WrongVerb'S MOCK DRAFT

04/23/24-1

  • WrongVerb DRAFTING FOR THE
    Bengals
Draft Selections
Dallas Turner Head Shot
PICK: 18 RND: 1 (CIN)
Dallas Turner
LB-EDGE Alabama
Jonathon Brooks Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (CIN)
Jonathon Brooks
RB Texas
Kingsley Suamataia Head Shot
PICK: 80 RND: 3 (CIN)
Kingsley Suamataia
OT BYU
DJ James Head Shot
PICK: 97 RND: 3 (CIN)
DJ James
CB Auburn
Mekhi Wingo Head Shot
PICK: 115 RND: 4 (CIN)
Mekhi Wingo
DT LSU
Brenden Rice Head Shot
PICK: 149 RND: 5 (CIN)
Brenden Rice
WR USC
Dallin Holker Head Shot
PICK: 194 RND: 6 (CIN)
Dallin Holker
TE Colorado State
Nathaniel Watson Head Shot
PICK: 214 RND: 6 (CIN)
Nathaniel Watson
LB Mississippi State
Darius Muasau Head Shot
PICK: 224 RND: 7 (CIN)
Darius Muasau
LB UCLA
Brevyn Spann-Ford Head Shot
PICK: 237 RND: 7 (CIN)
Brevyn Spann-Ford
TE Minnesota
Draft Grade — Bengals
Overall B-
ValueB NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
The Bengals won the night they stopped Holker from sliding. Grade: B-.

You could see the war room lean forward. Dallin Holker at the 194th overall pick is the sort of fall that does not happen, except it just did. No fireworks, but a solid B-.

They will need Spann-Ford to outplay his draft slot in a hurry to justify it. For all the activity, quarterback went untouched, which is hard to explain.

Cornerback is handled and the depth chart looks a good deal healthier for it. They trusted the board more than the depth chart.

In sum, a sturdy weekend with one asterisk, the quarterback spot they never got to.

Pick Analysis
Pick18 Rnd1 Dallas Turner
In the Round 1 slot they get a problem off the edge. More want than need.
Pick49 Rnd2 Jonathon Brooks
Jonathon Brooks at the 49th overall pick is a sensible buy, a touch better than market for the running back. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick80 Rnd3 Kingsley Suamataia
A slide stopped in pick 80, with Kingsley Suamataia worth more than the price. The roster fit checks out.
Pick97 Rnd3 DJ James
DJ James in pick No. 97 lands just on the right side of the ledger. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick115 Rnd4 Mekhi Wingo
Mekhi Wingo slid further than he should have, and the 115th pick is lovely value for the interior defensive lineman. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick149 Rnd5 Brenden Rice
Brenden Rice in No. 149 should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick194 Rnd6 Dallin Holker
A top-tier tight end at a bargain, Dallin Holker in Round 6, Pick 19, plain and simple. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick214 Rnd6 Nathaniel Watson
Nathaniel Watson in slot 214 is fine work, a shade of surplus and no downside. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick224 Rnd7 Darius Muasau
No edge and no loss on Darius Muasau in Round 7, Pick 4; it is a wash and a sensible one. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick237 Rnd7 Brevyn Spann-Ford
A wild overpay on Brevyn Spann-Ford in the 237th pick, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.