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ImGonnaGitYouSucka'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 8, 2026

04/08/26-2

  • ImGonnaGitYouSucka DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
Jeremiyah Love Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (KC)
Jeremiyah Love
RB Notre Dame
Kenyon Sadiq Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (KC)
Kenyon Sadiq
TE Oregon
Brandon Cisse Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (KC)
Brandon Cisse
CB South Carolina
Christen Miller Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
Christen Miller
DL Georgia
Elijah Sarratt Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Elijah Sarratt
WR Indiana
Skyler Gill-Howard Head Shot
PICK: 148 RND: 5 (KC)
Skyler Gill-Howard
DT Texas Tech
Aamil Wagner Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
Aamil Wagner
OT Notre Dame
Eric McAlister Head Shot
PICK: 210 RND: 6 (KC)
Eric McAlister
WR TCU
Draft Picks Received
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (ATL)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (ATL)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 6 (ATL)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (ATL)
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Draft Picks Traded
Kaleb Elarms-Orr Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (ATL)
Kaleb Elarms-Orr
LB TCU
Players Gained
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Cobee Bryant
CB
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall B+
ValueB+ NeedB TradesB FutureB+
The Chiefs let Sarratt fall into their laps, and walked away with a B+.

When a board-topper like Elijah Sarratt slides to the 109th overall pick, you do not overthink it, and the Chiefs did not. The bottom line is a respectable B+.

They punted on quarterback, and it is the miss that keeps the grade honest. Small wins on the phones, but wins all the same.

In sum, a sensible class that nudges the roster the right way.

Pick Analysis
Pick9 Rnd1 Jeremiyah Love
In Round 1, Pick 9 they get a workhorse for the backfield at fair value. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick29 Rnd1 Kenyon Sadiq
In No. 29 they get a mismatch in the passing game, and a steal at that. It fills the loudest need on the roster.
Pick40 Rnd2 Brandon Cisse
Nothing to complain about; Brandon Cisse went a shade earlier than his grade, which is fine. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.
Pick74 Rnd3 Christen Miller
Christen Miller in pick 74 should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick109 Rnd4 Elijah Sarratt
Elijah Sarratt in the 109th overall pick is a gift, value that borders on unfair. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick148 Rnd5 Skyler Gill-Howard
A straight-up fair deal on Skyler Gill-Howard at slot 148, value and slot in agreement. The roster fit checks out.
Pick176 Rnd5 Aamil Wagner
Aamil Wagner at the 176th pick is neither steal nor reach, just the going rate. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick210 Rnd6 Eric McAlister
Eric McAlister at the Round 6 slot is the sort of value that quietly wins a weekend. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.