ImGonnaGitYouSucka'S MOCK DRAFT

ImGonnaGitYouSucka'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 8, 2026

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  • ImGonnaGitYouSucka DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
Jeremiyah Love Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (KC)
Jeremiyah Love
RB Notre Dame
David Bailey Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (KC)
David Bailey
LB-EDGE Texas Tech
Mansoor Delane Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (KC)
Mansoor Delane
CB LSU
Carnell Tate Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
Carnell Tate
WR Ohio State
Kenyon Sadiq Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Kenyon Sadiq
TE Oregon
Jermod McCoy Head Shot
PICK: 148 RND: 5 (KC)
Jermod McCoy
CB Tennessee
Kayden McDonald Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (KC)
Kayden McDonald
DT Ohio State
Jordyn Tyson Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
Jordyn Tyson
WR Arizona State
Sonny Styles Head Shot
PICK: 210 RND: 6 (KC)
Sonny Styles
LB Ohio State
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall B
ValueA NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
The Chiefs won the night they stopped Styles from sliding. Grade: B.

The value of the weekend has a name and a slot: Sonny Styles, Round 6, Pick 29, roughly 190 picks past where he belonged. The bottom line is a respectable B.

They covered a lot of ground and still skipped offensive lineman, which is a strange place to end up. They left with wide receiver solved and the rest of the wish list mostly ticked off. Value over need was the throughline, for better and worse.

All told, a solid class that does its job everywhere but offensive lineman.

Pick Analysis
Pick9 Rnd1 Jeremiyah Love
In slot 9 they get an every-down engine for the run game. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick29 Rnd1 David Bailey
In No. 29 they get a bendy edge with upside at a price that makes it sweeter. A real need, handled.
Pick40 Rnd2 Mansoor Delane
Mansoor Delane in Round 2, Pick 8 is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. A quiet depth add at a thin-ish spot.
Pick74 Rnd3 Carnell Tate
Carnell Tate at the Round 3 slot is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick109 Rnd4 Kenyon Sadiq
A top-tier tight end at a bargain, Kenyon Sadiq in the 109th overall pick, plain and simple. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick148 Rnd5 Jermod McCoy
Steal is underselling it; Jermod McCoy at pick No. 148 is a heist with the alarm still ringing. Pure best-available; the position was not exactly begging.
Pick169 Rnd5 Kayden McDonald
They robbed the room for Kayden McDonald here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. The roster fit checks out.
Pick176 Rnd5 Jordyn Tyson
The board fumbled Jordyn Tyson all the way to the 176th pick, and they scooped it up. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick210 Rnd6 Sonny Styles
Sonny Styles in Round 6, Pick 29 is a gift, value that borders on unfair. It patches a soft spot without any drama.