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ImGonnaGitYouSucka'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 1, 2026

03/31/26-1

  • ImGonnaGitYouSucka DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
Arvell Reese Head Shot
PICK: 24 RND: 1 (KC)
Arvell Reese
LB Ohio State
Kenyon Sadiq Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (KC)
Kenyon Sadiq
TE Oregon
Gabe Jacas Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (KC)
Gabe Jacas
LB-EDGE Illinois
Keith Abney II Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
Keith Abney II
CB Arizona State
Germie Bernard Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Germie Bernard
WR Alabama
Dametrious Crownover Head Shot
PICK: 148 RND: 5 (KC)
Dametrious Crownover
OT Texas A&M
Cyrus Allen Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (KC)
Cyrus Allen
WR Cincinnati
Eric Rivers Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
Eric Rivers
WR Georgia Tech
Toriano Pride Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 210 RND: 6 (KC)
Toriano Pride Jr.
CB Missouri
Draft Picks Received
Arvell Reese Head Shot
PICK: 24 RND: 1 (CLE)
Arvell Reese
LB Ohio State
Gabe Jacas Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (IND)
Gabe Jacas
LB-EDGE Illinois
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 1 (CLE)
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Draft Picks Traded
Kadyn Proctor Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (CLE)
Kadyn Proctor
OT Alabama
Brandon Cisse Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (IND)
Brandon Cisse
CB South Carolina
Players Gained
Head Shot
Quinshon Judkins
RB
Head Shot
Alec Pierce
WR
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall A-
ValueB+ NeedB TradesA+ FutureA
Larceny in the 109th overall pick lands the Chiefs a A-, Bernard and all.

Somewhere a general manager is explaining how Germie Bernard got past him. The Chiefs do not have to explain a thing at the 109th overall pick.

They robbed the room blind at the table, and it lifts the grade on its own. They punted on quarterback, and it is the miss that keeps the grade honest.

The Chiefs paired the rookies with proven help, Alec Pierce leading the way.

Add it up and few war rooms did better this weekend, Arvell Reese and all.

Pick Analysis
Pick24 Rnd1 Arvell Reese
In Round 1, Pick 24 they get a green-dot type in the middle at a price that makes it sweeter. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick29 Rnd1 Kenyon Sadiq
In the 29th pick they get a red-zone target to build around, outstanding value to boot. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick47 Rnd2 Gabe Jacas
Gabe Jacas in pick 47 is exactly on the number, no argument either way. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick74 Rnd3 Keith Abney II
Taking Keith Abney II in No. 74 is close to grand larceny; a cornerback that good had no business lasting this long. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick109 Rnd4 Germie Bernard
You do not let a wide receiver like Germie Bernard reach slot 109 and blink. They did not. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick148 Rnd5 Dametrious Crownover
A clean, defensible pick in pick No. 148 with a little surplus value in Dametrious Crownover. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick169 Rnd5 Cyrus Allen
Cyrus Allen in the 169th overall pick is fine work, a shade of surplus and no downside. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick176 Rnd5 Eric Rivers
They stopped a slide they were happy to see, landing Eric Rivers in the Round 5 slot. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick210 Rnd6 Toriano Pride Jr.
No drama and no debate, Toriano Pride Jr. went about where he belonged in pick No. 210. Pure best-available; the position was not exactly begging.