Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 25, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Steelers
Draft Selections
T.J. Parker Head Shot
PICK: 21 RND: 1 (PIT)
T.J. Parker
DE-EDGE Clemson
Gennings Dunker Head Shot
PICK: 53 RND: 2 (PIT)
Gennings Dunker
OT Iowa
Romello Height Head Shot
PICK: 76 RND: 3 (PIT)
Romello Height
DE-EDGE Texas Tech
Daevin Hobbs Head Shot
PICK: 85 RND: 3 (PIT)
Daevin Hobbs
DL Tennessee
Deion Burks Head Shot
PICK: 99 RND: 3 (PIT)
Deion Burks
WR Oklahoma
Billy Schrauth Head Shot
PICK: 121 RND: 4 (PIT)
Billy Schrauth
OG Notre Dame
Lake McRee Head Shot
PICK: 161 RND: 5 (PIT)
Lake McRee
TE USC
J'Mari Taylor Head Shot
PICK: 216 RND: 6 (PIT)
J'Mari Taylor
RB Virginia
Aaron Graves Head Shot
PICK: 224 RND: 7 (PIT)
Aaron Graves
DT Iowa
Sawyer Robertson Head Shot
PICK: 230 RND: 7 (PIT)
Sawyer Robertson
QB Baylor
Jimmy Rolder Head Shot
PICK: 237 RND: 7 (PIT)
Jimmy Rolder
LB Michigan
Draft Picks Received
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 2 (MIA)
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Draft Picks Traded
Chris Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 135 RND: 4 (MIA)
Chris Johnson
CB San Diego State
Draft Grade — Steelers
Overall B-
ValueC NeedB TradesC+ FutureB
A sensible, unshowy class lands the Steelers a B-.

It is the swing that defines the weekend: Daevin Hobbs in Round 3, Pick 21, a good 180 spots before the room expected him.

Taylor falling to them is the kind of break a good board is built to catch. With safety and cornerback unsolved, spending premium capital on offensive lineman is the choice that costs them. They punted on safety, and it is the miss that keeps the grade honest.

The trenches got the money picks, top to bottom.

A tidy weekend of work that should hold up just fine.

Pick Analysis
Pick21 Rnd1 T.J. Parker
In slot 21 they get a problem off the edge at fair value. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick53 Rnd2 Gennings Dunker
A tidy little value on Gennings Dunker in pick 53, a step better than break-even. It adds depth where they could use a little.
Pick76 Rnd3 Romello Height
Quietly one of the better values of the day, Romello Height at No. 76. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick85 Rnd3 Daevin Hobbs
Daevin Hobbs at the Round 3 slot is an overdraft of the loud, memorable kind. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick99 Rnd3 Deion Burks
Deion Burks slipping to the 99th overall pick is the kind of luck good rooms make for themselves. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick121 Rnd4 Billy Schrauth
The needs board was loud and they turned it down, spending the 121st pick on Billy Schrauth with safety and cornerback unsolved.
Pick161 Rnd5 Lake McRee
A wild overpay on Lake McRee in pick No. 161, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick216 Rnd6 J'Mari Taylor
Taking J'Mari Taylor in the 216th overall pick is close to grand larceny; a running back that good had no business lasting this long. The roster fit checks out.
Pick224 Rnd7 Aaron Graves
Aaron Graves at Round 7, Pick 8 is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick230 Rnd7 Sawyer Robertson
Steal is underselling it; Sawyer Robertson at slot 230 is a heist with the alarm still ringing. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick237 Rnd7 Jimmy Rolder
Jimmy Rolder in the Round 7 slot is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.