Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 25, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Lions
Draft Selections
Peter Woods Head Shot
PICK: 17 RND: 1 (DET)
Peter Woods
DL-EDGE Clemson
Max Iheanachor Head Shot
PICK: 50 RND: 2 (DET)
Max Iheanachor
OT Arizona State
Brian Parker II Head Shot
PICK: 118 RND: 4 (DET)
Brian Parker II
OT Duke
Keyron Crawford Head Shot
PICK: 128 RND: 4 (DET)
Keyron Crawford
DE-EDGE Auburn
Miles Kitselman Head Shot
PICK: 157 RND: 5 (DET)
Miles Kitselman
TE Tennessee
Jaeden Roberts Head Shot
PICK: 181 RND: 5 (DET)
Jaeden Roberts
OG Alabama
Aaron Anderson Head Shot
PICK: 205 RND: 6 (DET)
Aaron Anderson
WR LSU
Josh Cameron Head Shot
PICK: 213 RND: 6 (DET)
Josh Cameron
WR Baylor
Quintayvious Hutchins Head Shot
PICK: 222 RND: 7 (DET)
Quintayvious Hutchins
DE-EDGE Boston College
Draft Grade — Lions
Overall B
ValueB NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
The Lions kept it disciplined and banked a B.

The tape said wait; the Lions did not. Miles Kitselman went at the Round 5 slot, a good 61 picks before the board was ready.

Roberts at that cost is the sort of edge that compounds over a roster. The cornerback hole is the one line item this class does not answer. They went 4 of 9 on their needs, which is most of what a draft is for.

In sum, a sturdy weekend with one asterisk, the cornerback spot they never got to.

Pick Analysis
Pick17 Rnd1 Peter Woods
No edge and no loss on Peter Woods in Round 1, Pick 17; it is a wash and a sensible one. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick50 Rnd2 Max Iheanachor
Max Iheanachor at pick No. 50 is a sound buy, the sort that quietly helps a class. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick118 Rnd4 Brian Parker II
They let Brian Parker II come to them and pounced at the 118th pick. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick128 Rnd4 Keyron Crawford
They read the board right and Keyron Crawford was the payoff at No. 128. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick157 Rnd5 Miles Kitselman
This one needs a full-page explanation: Miles Kitselman in pick 157, miles early. It fills a real need, too.
Pick181 Rnd5 Jaeden Roberts
The board fumbled Jaeden Roberts all the way to slot 181, and they scooped it up. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick205 Rnd6 Aaron Anderson
They robbed the room for Aaron Anderson here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick213 Rnd6 Josh Cameron
You do not let a wide receiver like Josh Cameron reach the 213th pick and blink. They did not. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick222 Rnd7 Quintayvious Hutchins
Quintayvious Hutchins in No. 222 is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.