Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 25, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Colts
Draft Selections
Zion Young Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (IND)
Zion Young
DE-EDGE Missouri
Malachi Lawrence Head Shot
PICK: 78 RND: 3 (IND)
Malachi Lawrence
DE-EDGE UCF
Jalon Kilgore Head Shot
PICK: 113 RND: 4 (IND)
Jalon Kilgore
CB South Carolina
Dallen Bentley Head Shot
PICK: 156 RND: 5 (IND)
Dallen Bentley
TE Utah
Taylen Green Head Shot
PICK: 214 RND: 6 (IND)
Taylen Green
QB Arkansas
Terion Stewart Head Shot
PICK: 249 RND: 7 (IND)
Terion Stewart
RB Virginia Tech
Robert Henry Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 254 RND: 7 (IND)
Robert Henry Jr.
RB UTSA
Draft Grade — Colts
Overall B-
ValueB NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
The Colts did the meat-and-potatoes work well: B-.

Nobody else had Dallen Bentley anywhere near the 156th overall pick. The Colts did, by 38 spots, and that gap is the whole story. A sturdy weekend that grades out a B-.

The Green pick is the one they will point to when this weekend is judged. They covered a lot of ground and still skipped wide receiver, which is a strange place to end up.

All told, a solid class that does its job everywhere but wide receiver.

Pick Analysis
Pick47 Rnd2 Zion Young
Zion Young at pick No. 47 nudges the ledger their way without any fuss. The roster fit checks out.
Pick78 Rnd3 Malachi Lawrence
A reasonable price with a little left over, Malachi Lawrence in the Round 3 slot. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick113 Rnd4 Jalon Kilgore
Jalon Kilgore is a better player than Round 4, Pick 13 suggests; smart patience, rewarded. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick156 Rnd5 Dallen Bentley
They reached into another round for Dallen Bentley, and the board is nowhere close to agreeing. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick214 Rnd6 Taylen Green
They will replay Taylen Green at slot 214 for years; that is how good the value is. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick249 Rnd7 Terion Stewart
Terion Stewart in pick 249 should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick254 Rnd7 Robert Henry Jr.
Circle this one: Robert Henry Jr. at Round 7, Pick 38 is a fall that decides a draft. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.