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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 25, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Chiefs
Draft Selections
Fernando Mendoza Head Shot
PICK: 9 RND: 1 (KC)
Fernando Mendoza
QB Indiana
Keith Abney II Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (KC)
Keith Abney II
CB Arizona State
Cashius Howell Head Shot
PICK: 40 RND: 2 (KC)
Cashius Howell
DE-EDGE Texas A&M
Derrick Moore Head Shot
PICK: 74 RND: 3 (KC)
Derrick Moore
DE-EDGE Michigan
Deontae Lawson Head Shot
PICK: 109 RND: 4 (KC)
Deontae Lawson
LB Alabama
Bishop Fitzgerald Head Shot
PICK: 148 RND: 5 (KC)
Bishop Fitzgerald
S USC
DeMonte Capehart Head Shot
PICK: 169 RND: 5 (KC)
DeMonte Capehart
DT Clemson
Jadon Canady Head Shot
PICK: 176 RND: 5 (KC)
Jadon Canady
CB Oregon
Seth McGowan Head Shot
PICK: 210 RND: 6 (KC)
Seth McGowan
RB Kentucky
Draft Grade — Chiefs
Overall B-
ValueB NeedB- TradesB- FutureB-
The Chiefs found their guy under center in Mendoza: B-.

The Chiefs spent the pick that matters most on Fernando Mendoza, and a roster that has been waiting on a passer can start to take shape.

On value alone, Capehart makes the weekend a net positive. They will need Canady to outplay his draft slot in a hurry to justify it.

That wide receiver hole did not close this weekend, and it was the biggest one on the wall. They went 5 of 8 on their needs, which is most of what a draft is for.

In sum, a sturdy weekend with one asterisk, the wide receiver spot they never got to.

Pick Analysis
Pick9 Rnd1 Fernando Mendoza
In pick No. 9 they get a franchise quarterback. A clean fit for the roster.
Pick29 Rnd1 Keith Abney II
In No. 29 they get a ballhawk on the outside, even if it was a touch early. Need was not the driver here.
Pick40 Rnd2 Cashius Howell
Value with a capital V on Cashius Howell in pick 40, a genuine coup. The roster fit checks out.
Pick74 Rnd3 Derrick Moore
A quiet steal in Round 3, Pick 10: Derrick Moore for less than the market said. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick109 Rnd4 Deontae Lawson
They robbed the room for Deontae Lawson here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick148 Rnd5 Bishop Fitzgerald
Bishop Fitzgerald in the 148th overall pick should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. Not urgent, but hardly pointless.
Pick169 Rnd5 DeMonte Capehart
Somehow DeMonte Capehart was still sitting there in slot 169, and they pounced on premier interior defensive lineman value. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick176 Rnd5 Jadon Canady
A wild overpay on Jadon Canady in the Round 5 slot, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. Nice player, but the depth chart did not need him here.
Pick210 Rnd6 Seth McGowan
Seth McGowan in pick No. 210 is a gift, value that borders on unfair. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.