KaepKillsTheColtsCurse'S MOCK DRAFT
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KaepKillsTheColtsCurse'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 28, 2026

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  • KaepKillsTheColtsCurse DRAFTING FOR THE
    Colts
Draft Selections
Sonny Styles Head Shot
PICK: 35 RND: 2 (IND)
Sonny Styles
LB Ohio State
A.J. Haulcy Head Shot
PICK: 57 RND: 2 (IND)
A.J. Haulcy
S LSU
Bryce Lance Head Shot
PICK: 78 RND: 3 (IND)
Bryce Lance
WR North Dakota State
Christen Miller Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (IND)
Christen Miller
DL Georgia
Beau Stephens Head Shot
PICK: 152 RND: 5 (IND)
Beau Stephens
OG Iowa
Matt Gulbin Head Shot
PICK: 156 RND: 5 (IND)
Matt Gulbin
C Michigan State
Adam Randall Head Shot
PICK: 207 RND: 6 (IND)
Adam Randall
RB Clemson
Isaiah Jatta Head Shot
PICK: 214 RND: 6 (IND)
Isaiah Jatta
OT BYU
Draft Picks Received
Sonny Styles Head Shot
PICK: 35 RND: 2 (TEN)
Sonny Styles
LB Ohio State
A.J. Haulcy Head Shot
PICK: 57 RND: 2 (CHI)
A.J. Haulcy
S LSU
Christen Miller Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (CHI)
Christen Miller
DL Georgia
Beau Stephens Head Shot
PICK: 152 RND: 5 (DAL)
Beau Stephens
OG Iowa
Adam Randall Head Shot
PICK: 207 RND: 6 (LAR)
Adam Randall
RB Clemson
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (DAL)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 5 (CHI)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Draft Picks Traded
Emmanuel Pregnon Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (CHI)
Emmanuel Pregnon
OG Oregon
Jaishawn Barham Head Shot
PICK: 113 RND: 4 (DAL)
Jaishawn Barham
LB-EDGE Michigan
Diego Pavia Head Shot
PICK: 249 RND: 7 (LAR)
Diego Pavia
QB Vanderbilt
Fernando Carmona Head Shot
PICK: 254 RND: 7 (LAR)
Fernando Carmona
OT Arkansas
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (LV)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Players Gained
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Azeez Al-Shaair
LB
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Josh Sweat
DE
Players traded away
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Anthony Richardson
QB
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Bayron Matos
OG
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Ben Nikkel
S
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Bill Murray
OG
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D.J. Montgomery
WR
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Daniel Scott
S
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DJ Giddens
RB
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Durell Nchami
LB
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Jack Wilson
OT
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Jaylon Carlies
S
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Jaylon Jones
CB
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Johnathan Edwards
CB
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LaDarius Henderson
OT
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Salvon Ahmed
RB
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Sean McKeon
TE
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Trey Washington
S
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Ulysses Bentley IV
RB
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Viliami Fehoko Jr.
DE
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Will Mallory
TE
Draft Grade — Colts
Overall D-
ValueB- NeedB TradesF FutureB-
The Colts lost the trade table, and the D- tells the story.

The Colts went off the board in a big way for Adam Randall, 67 picks early. Conviction is one thing; this is another. The board pushed back all weekend, and the D- is the result.

Overpaying at the table undid a lot of the good work elsewhere. They covered a lot of ground and still skipped quarterback, which is a strange place to end up.

Landing Miller that late papers over a lot of smaller sins.

Bottom line, they will need several of these picks to beat their grades just to break even, and quarterback is still a hole.

Pick Analysis
Pick35 Rnd2 Sonny Styles
Sonny Styles at the 35th pick is the sort of value that quietly wins a weekend. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick57 Rnd2 A.J. Haulcy
A.J. Haulcy at slot 57 nudges the ledger their way without any fuss. A minor need, but a need all the same.
Pick78 Rnd3 Bryce Lance
They jumped the gun on Bryce Lance, taking him earlier than his grade liked. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick89 Rnd3 Christen Miller
Christen Miller in the 89th overall pick is a gift, value that borders on unfair. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick152 Rnd5 Beau Stephens
Beau Stephens in pick 152 is exactly on the number, no argument either way. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick156 Rnd5 Matt Gulbin
A swing that ignored the value entirely, Matt Gulbin well ahead of where he belonged. The roster fit checks out.
Pick207 Rnd6 Adam Randall
This one needs a full-page explanation: Adam Randall in pick 207, miles early. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick214 Rnd6 Isaiah Jatta
A big swing on Isaiah Jatta at pick No. 214, well ahead of any board in the building. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.