Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
  1. Home
  2. Simulator

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAY 7, 2026

TES

  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Texans
Draft Selections
T.J. Parker Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (HOU)
T.J. Parker
DE-EDGE Clemson
KC Concepcion Head Shot
PICK: 38 RND: 2 (HOU)
KC Concepcion
WR Texas A&M
Zion Young Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (HOU)
Zion Young
DE-EDGE Missouri
Chase Bisontis Head Shot
PICK: 69 RND: 3 (HOU)
Chase Bisontis
OG Texas A&M
Deontae Lawson Head Shot
PICK: 106 RND: 4 (HOU)
Deontae Lawson
LB Alabama
Anthony Lucas Head Shot
PICK: 141 RND: 5 (HOU)
Anthony Lucas
DE-EDGE USC
Trey Zuhn III Head Shot
PICK: 167 RND: 5 (HOU)
Trey Zuhn III
OT Texas A&M
Eric McAlister Head Shot
PICK: 243 RND: 7 (HOU)
Eric McAlister
WR TCU
Draft Grade — Texans
Overall B
ValueA- NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
The Texans let Zuhn III fall into their laps, and walked away with a B.

Thirty-one other rooms let Trey Zuhn III slide, and the Texans were the ones holding the card at pick 167. Highway robbery. The bottom line is a respectable B.

Leaving running back unaddressed is the roster risk they will have to answer for in the fall. On the needs board they went 4 of 8, with wide receiver the one that mattered most. The trenches got the money picks, top to bottom.

Bottom line, more hits than misses and a roster nudged the right way.

Pick Analysis
Pick28 Rnd1 T.J. Parker
They stopped a slide they were happy to see, landing T.J. Parker in No. 28. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick38 Rnd2 KC Concepcion
Nice patience on KC Concepcion, who had no business lasting to the 38th overall pick. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick59 Rnd2 Zion Young
Quietly one of the better values of the day, Zion Young at pick 59. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick69 Rnd3 Chase Bisontis
Value with a capital V on Chase Bisontis in the 69th pick, a genuine coup. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick106 Rnd4 Deontae Lawson
Taking Deontae Lawson in pick No. 106 is close to grand larceny; a linebacker that good had no business lasting this long. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick141 Rnd5 Anthony Lucas
They will replay Anthony Lucas at Round 5, Pick 1 for years; that is how good the value is. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick167 Rnd5 Trey Zuhn III
Trey Zuhn III in slot 167 is a gift, value that borders on unfair. The roster fit checks out.
Pick243 Rnd7 Eric McAlister
You do not let a wide receiver like Eric McAlister reach the Round 7 slot and blink. They did not. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.