Danalog'S MOCK DRAFT
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Danalog'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 29, 2026

Ridiculous draft

  • Danalog DRAFTING FOR THE
    Bears
Draft Selections
Jeremiyah Love Head Shot
PICK: 25 RND: 1 (CHI)
Jeremiyah Love
RB Notre Dame
David Bailey Head Shot
PICK: 57 RND: 2 (CHI)
David Bailey
LB-EDGE Texas Tech
Carnell Tate Head Shot
PICK: 87 RND: 3 (CHI)
Carnell Tate
WR Ohio State
Dillon Thieneman Head Shot
PICK: 89 RND: 3 (CHI)
Dillon Thieneman
S Oregon
Spencer Fano Head Shot
PICK: 90 RND: 3 (CHI)
Spencer Fano
OT Utah
Sonny Styles Head Shot
PICK: 129 RND: 4 (CHI)
Sonny Styles
LB Ohio State
Lee Hunter Head Shot
PICK: 239 RND: 7 (CHI)
Lee Hunter
DT Texas Tech
Romello Height Head Shot
PICK: 241 RND: 7 (CHI)
Romello Height
DE-EDGE Texas Tech
Draft Picks Received
Carnell Tate Head Shot
PICK: 87 RND: 3 (MIA)
Carnell Tate
WR Ohio State
Spencer Fano Head Shot
PICK: 90 RND: 3 (MIA)
Spencer Fano
OT Utah
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (MIA)
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Draft Picks Traded
Fernando Mendoza Head Shot
PICK: 60 RND: 2 (MIA)
Fernando Mendoza
QB Indiana
Players Gained
Head Shot
Charlie Heck
OT
Draft Grade — Bears
Overall A-
ValueA+ NeedB+ TradesB+ FutureB-
Larceny in No. 239 lands the Bears a A-, Hunter and all.

The rest of the league will want that one back. Lee Hunter tumbling to the Bears in pick No. 239 is a gift they did not have to think twice about. Add it all up and it grades out a clean A-.

The cornerback hole is the one line item this class does not answer. The trade work was a quiet net positive.

Add it up and few war rooms did better this weekend, Jeremiyah Love and all.

Pick Analysis
Pick25 Rnd1 Jeremiyah Love
In Round 1, Pick 25 they get a featured back, and a steal at that. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick57 Rnd2 David Bailey
A top-tier edge rusher at a bargain, David Bailey in No. 57, plain and simple. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick87 Rnd3 Carnell Tate
Carnell Tate in pick No. 87 is a gift, value that borders on unfair. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick89 Rnd3 Dillon Thieneman
Circle this one: Dillon Thieneman at slot 89 is a fall that decides a draft. A minor itch, scratched.
Pick90 Rnd3 Spencer Fano
Steal is underselling it; Spencer Fano at the Round 3 slot is a heist with the alarm still ringing. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick129 Rnd4 Sonny Styles
Sonny Styles in pick 129 should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick239 Rnd7 Lee Hunter
Lee Hunter at the 239th pick is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick241 Rnd7 Romello Height
They robbed the room for Romello Height here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.