Hee Haw!!!'S MOCK DRAFT
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Hee Haw!!!'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 31, 2026

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  • Hee Haw!!! DRAFTING FOR THE
    Cowboys
Draft Selections
Jeremiyah Love Head Shot
PICK: 12 RND: 1 (DAL)
Jeremiyah Love
RB Notre Dame
Carnell Tate Head Shot
PICK: 20 RND: 1 (DAL)
Carnell Tate
WR Ohio State
Treydan Stukes Head Shot
PICK: 92 RND: 3 (DAL)
Treydan Stukes
CB Arizona
Logan Jones Head Shot
PICK: 112 RND: 4 (DAL)
Logan Jones
C Iowa
Beau Stephens Head Shot
PICK: 152 RND: 5 (DAL)
Beau Stephens
OG Iowa
Cole Payton Head Shot
PICK: 177 RND: 5 (DAL)
Cole Payton
QB North Dakota State
Dae'Quan Wright Head Shot
PICK: 180 RND: 5 (DAL)
Dae'Quan Wright
TE Ole Miss
Zavion Thomas Head Shot
PICK: 218 RND: 7 (DAL)
Zavion Thomas
WR LSU
Draft Grade — Cowboys
Overall B
ValueB+ NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
Grand theft in pick No. 112: the Cowboys steal Jones and grade out a B.

The Cowboys did not reach, did not trade up, did not blink. They just waited, and Logan Jones fell into pick 112.

The linebacker hole is the one line item this class does not answer. They are betting Payton proves the room right and everyone else wrong. Wide receiver was the priority and it is no longer a question, which is most of the job.

The skill positions did well by the weekend.

All told, a solid class that does its job everywhere but linebacker.

Pick Analysis
Pick12 Rnd1 Jeremiyah Love
In pick No. 12 they get a lead back with juice at a price that makes it sweeter. A real need, handled.
Pick20 Rnd1 Carnell Tate
In No. 20 they get a go-to option on the outside, outstanding value to boot. Exactly the need they had to hit.
Pick92 Rnd3 Treydan Stukes
Treydan Stukes at slot 92 is neither steal nor reach, just the going rate. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick112 Rnd4 Logan Jones
Logan Jones in the 112th overall pick is a gift, value that borders on unfair. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick152 Rnd5 Beau Stephens
No edge and no loss on Beau Stephens in Round 5, Pick 12; it is a wash and a sensible one. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick177 Rnd5 Cole Payton
A real head-scratcher, Cole Payton in the 177th pick is miles ahead of his ranking. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick180 Rnd5 Dae'Quan Wright
Dae'Quan Wright at the Round 5 slot is right where the board had him, plain and simple. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick218 Rnd7 Zavion Thomas
By-the-book stuff, Zavion Thomas at pick 218 squarely in line with his ranking. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.