Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAY 6, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Colts
Draft Selections
Emmanuel McNeil-Warren Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (IND)
Emmanuel McNeil-Warren
S Toledo
Keylan Rutledge Head Shot
PICK: 78 RND: 3 (IND)
Keylan Rutledge
OG Georgia Tech
Chandler Rivers Head Shot
PICK: 113 RND: 4 (IND)
Chandler Rivers
CB Duke
DeMonte Capehart Head Shot
PICK: 156 RND: 5 (IND)
DeMonte Capehart
DT Clemson
George Gumbs Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 214 RND: 6 (IND)
George Gumbs Jr.
DE-EDGE Florida
Chase Roberts Head Shot
PICK: 249 RND: 7 (IND)
Chase Roberts
WR BYU
Draft Picks Traded
Jalen Berger Head Shot
PICK: 254 RND: 7 (MIA)
Jalen Berger
RB UCLA
Players Gained
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Zayne Anderson
S
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Alex Austin
CB
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Darrell Baker Jr.
CB
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Miles Battle
CB
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Robert Beal Jr.
DE
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Quinton Bell
LB
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Zeek Biggers
DT
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Ethan Bonner
CB
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JuJu Brents
CB
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Jordyn Brooks
LB
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Omar Brown
S
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Artie Burns
CB
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Matthew Butler
DT
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Jordan Colbert
S
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Ashtyn Davis
S
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Tyrel Dodson
LB
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Rasul Douglas
CB
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Storm Duck
CB
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Willie Gay
LB
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Cameron Goode
LB
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Kenneth Grant
DT
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A.J. Green III
CB
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Alex Huntley
DT
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Caleb Johnson
LB
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Isaiah Johnson
CB
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Lonnie Johnson Jr.
CB
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Jack Jones
CB
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Benito Jones
DT
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Jason Maitre
CB
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Jason Marshall Jr.
CB
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Derrick McLendon II
DE
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Ifeatu Melifonwu
S
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David Ojabo
LB
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Jordan Phillips
DT
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Chop Robinson
DE
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Zach Sieler
DT
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Dante Trader Jr.
S
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Josh Uche
LB
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Marco Wilson
CB
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Jackson Woodard
LB
Draft Grade — Colts
Overall B+
ValueB NeedB- TradesA+ FutureB-
The steal of the weekend belongs to the Colts and Roberts: B+.

The Colts ran the phones like sharks, prying loose value on deal after deal until the ledger was lopsided. Nothing here to lose sleep over; call it a B+.

That Roberts pick is the receipt they will wave around later. Leaving quarterback unaddressed is the roster risk they will have to answer for in the fall.

The Colts clearly valued win-now help, adding bodies who have done it before.

In short, they left a little better than they arrived, which is the whole idea.

Pick Analysis
Pick47 Rnd2 Emmanuel McNeil-Warren
They did well to land Emmanuel McNeil-Warren in slot 47, just ahead of his grade. A minor itch, scratched.
Pick78 Rnd3 Keylan Rutledge
Keylan Rutledge in the 78th overall pick is fine work, a shade of surplus and no downside. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick113 Rnd4 Chandler Rivers
Value with a capital V on Chandler Rivers in Round 4, Pick 13, a genuine coup. Depth more than a fix, but depth they can use.
Pick156 Rnd5 DeMonte Capehart
Steal is underselling it; DeMonte Capehart at pick 156 is a heist with the alarm still ringing. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick214 Rnd6 George Gumbs Jr.
They robbed the room for George Gumbs Jr. here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. A sensible fit that makes the depth chart a little sturdier.
Pick249 Rnd7 Chase Roberts
A top-tier wide receiver at a bargain, Chase Roberts in No. 249, plain and simple. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.