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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAY 6, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Cardinals
Draft Selections
Francis Mauigoa Head Shot
PICK: 3 RND: 1 (ARI)
Francis Mauigoa
OT Miami
Caleb Lomu Head Shot
PICK: 34 RND: 2 (ARI)
Caleb Lomu
OT Utah
Eli Stowers Head Shot
PICK: 65 RND: 3 (ARI)
Eli Stowers
TE Vanderbilt
Brenen Thompson Head Shot
PICK: 104 RND: 4 (ARI)
Brenen Thompson
WR Mississippi State
Taurean York Head Shot
PICK: 143 RND: 5 (ARI)
Taurean York
LB Texas A&M
Reggie Virgil Head Shot
PICK: 183 RND: 6 (ARI)
Reggie Virgil
WR Texas Tech
Kobe Baynes Head Shot
PICK: 217 RND: 7 (ARI)
Kobe Baynes
OG Kansas
Draft Grade — Cardinals
Overall B
ValueB NeedB+ TradesB- FutureB-
The Cardinals robbed the room for York. Final grade: B.

The best pick of the weekend was also the simplest. The Cardinals watched Taurean York slide 25 picks past his grade and did not hesitate. More right than wrong, and a B to match.

That quarterback hole did not close this weekend, and it was the biggest one on the wall. They left with wide receiver solved and the rest of the wish list mostly ticked off.

Building through the lines is a philosophy, and they stuck to it.

A workmanlike haul that should hold up just fine.

Pick Analysis
Pick3 Rnd1 Francis Mauigoa
In Round 1, Pick 3 they get protection for the quarterback at fair value. The biggest hole, addressed.
Pick34 Rnd2 Caleb Lomu
A clean, defensible pick in pick No. 34 with a little surplus value in Caleb Lomu. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick65 Rnd3 Eli Stowers
Eli Stowers in pick 65 is a bargain the rest of the room will envy. A need, and now a little less of one.
Pick104 Rnd4 Brenen Thompson
A tidy little value on Brenen Thompson in the 104th overall pick, a step better than break-even. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick143 Rnd5 Taurean York
They will replay Taurean York at slot 143 for years; that is how good the value is. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick183 Rnd6 Reggie Virgil
Value with a capital V on Reggie Virgil in No. 183, a genuine coup. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick217 Rnd7 Kobe Baynes
Circle this one: Kobe Baynes at the Round 7 slot is a fall that decides a draft. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.