poopscoop'S MOCK DRAFT

poopscoop'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON FEB 3, 2026

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  • poopscoop DRAFTING FOR THE
    Rams
Draft Selections
Arvell Reese Head Shot
PICK: 18 RND: 1 (LAR)
Arvell Reese
LB Ohio State
Colton Hood Head Shot
PICK: 29 RND: 1 (LAR)
Colton Hood
CB Tennessee
Jake Slaughter Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (LAR)
Jake Slaughter
C Florida
Kamari Ramsey Head Shot
PICK: 61 RND: 2 (LAR)
Kamari Ramsey
S USC
Daylen Everette Head Shot
PICK: 93 RND: 3 (LAR)
Daylen Everette
CB Georgia
Drew Allar Head Shot
PICK: 167 RND: 5 (LAR)
Drew Allar
QB Penn State
Tristan Leigh Head Shot
PICK: 205 RND: 6 (LAR)
Tristan Leigh
OT Clemson
J. Michael Sturdivant Head Shot
PICK: 208 RND: 6 (LAR)
J. Michael Sturdivant
WR Florida
London Humphreys Head Shot
PICK: 232 RND: 7 (LAR)
London Humphreys
WR Georgia
Luke Hasz Head Shot
PICK: 250 RND: 7 (LAR)
Luke Hasz
TE Ole Miss
Denver Harris Head Shot
PICK: 256 RND: 7 (LAR)
Denver Harris
CB UNLV
Draft Picks Received
Arvell Reese Head Shot
PICK: 18 RND: 1 (MIN)
Arvell Reese
LB Ohio State
Jake Slaughter Head Shot
PICK: 49 RND: 2 (MIN)
Jake Slaughter
C Florida
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 4 (MIN)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 5 (MIN)
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No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (MIN)
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Draft Picks Traded
Mansoor Delane Head Shot
PICK: 13 RND: 1 (MIN)
Mansoor Delane
CB LSU
Draft Grade — Rams
Overall B
ValueB NeedB- TradesB FutureB-
The Rams robbed the room for Allar. Final grade: B.

The Rams spent the weekend waiting on one name, and it fell: Drew Allar, the No. 135 name on the board, in the 167th overall pick.

They punted on running back, and it is the miss that keeps the grade honest. The Everette pick is fine in a vacuum, less so with running back, interior defensive lineman and other spots still on the board. Every board in the league had Sturdivant lower, and that gap is the story.

All told, a draft that does its job without fuss, and there is real value in that.

Pick Analysis
Pick18 Rnd1 Arvell Reese
In the 18th overall pick they get a green-dot type in the middle at a price that makes it sweeter. More want than need.
Pick29 Rnd1 Colton Hood
In slot 29 they get an island corner. Need was not the driver here.
Pick49 Rnd2 Jake Slaughter
Jake Slaughter at No. 49 is right where the board had him, plain and simple. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.
Pick61 Rnd2 Kamari Ramsey
You do not let a safety like Kamari Ramsey reach the Round 2 slot and blink. They did not. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick93 Rnd3 Daylen Everette
A curious use of the 93rd pick. Running back, interior defensive lineman and other spots needed the pick; a cornerback in Daylen Everette did not.
Pick167 Rnd5 Drew Allar
Taking Drew Allar in pick 167 is close to grand larceny; a quarterback that good had no business lasting this long. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick205 Rnd6 Tristan Leigh
A premium they did not need to pay, Tristan Leigh a notch or two before his time. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick208 Rnd6 J. Michael Sturdivant
They liked J. Michael Sturdivant enough to skip the value, taking him in Round 6, Pick 29. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick232 Rnd7 London Humphreys
They paid sticker price for London Humphreys in pick No. 232, and that is fine. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick250 Rnd7 Luke Hasz
They did well to land Luke Hasz in No. 250, just ahead of his grade. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick256 Rnd7 Denver Harris
No drama and no debate, Denver Harris went about where he belonged in slot 256. Pure best-available; the position was not exactly begging.