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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON FEB 14, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Texans
Draft Selections
Zion Young Head Shot
PICK: 28 RND: 1 (HOU)
Zion Young
DE-EDGE Missouri
Derrick Moore Head Shot
PICK: 38 RND: 2 (HOU)
Derrick Moore
DE-EDGE Michigan
Fernando Carmona Head Shot
PICK: 59 RND: 2 (HOU)
Fernando Carmona
OT Arkansas
Emmanuel McNeil-Warren Head Shot
PICK: 69 RND: 3 (HOU)
Emmanuel McNeil-Warren
S Toledo
Isaiah Nwokobia Head Shot
PICK: 106 RND: 4 (HOU)
Isaiah Nwokobia
S SMU
KC Concepcion Head Shot
PICK: 128 RND: 4 (HOU)
KC Concepcion
WR Texas A&M
Eli Stowers Head Shot
PICK: 165 RND: 5 (HOU)
Eli Stowers
TE Vanderbilt
Sawyer Robertson Head Shot
PICK: 243 RND: 7 (HOU)
Sawyer Robertson
QB Baylor
Will Kacmarek Head Shot
PICK: 244 RND: 7 (HOU)
Will Kacmarek
TE Ohio State
Draft Grade — Texans
Overall C+
ValueD- NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
The Texans landed square in the muddy middle: C+.

The Texans bet big and early on Fernando Carmona, 166 picks ahead of the board. Bold does not always mean right. It lands right in the middle: a C+, no more, no less.

On value alone, Stowers makes the weekend a net positive. The Texans indulged a want in Nwokobia while a need in running back, interior defensive lineman and other spots stayed open.

They will regret leaving running back for another day if the season turns on it.

If Zion Young and a couple of the gambles land, hindsight will be kinder than this grade.

Pick Analysis
Pick28 Rnd1 Zion Young
In No. 28 they get a problem off the edge, a steep price for the projection. The biggest hole, addressed.
Pick38 Rnd2 Derrick Moore
Derrick Moore in the 38th overall pick is a reach so steep the board needed a second look to believe it. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick59 Rnd2 Fernando Carmona
They left a pile of value on the table to take Fernando Carmona this early at the 59th pick. The roster fit checks out.
Pick69 Rnd3 Emmanuel McNeil-Warren
A top-tier safety at a bargain, Emmanuel McNeil-Warren in the Round 3 slot, plain and simple. A minor itch, scratched.
Pick106 Rnd4 Isaiah Nwokobia
A want over a need in slot 106: Isaiah Nwokobia adds a safety while running back, interior defensive lineman and other spots keeps waiting.
Pick128 Rnd4 KC Concepcion
KC Concepcion at pick 128 is the steal of the weekend, a first-round talent at a bargain-bin price. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick165 Rnd5 Eli Stowers
They will replay Eli Stowers at Round 5, Pick 27 for years; that is how good the value is. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick243 Rnd7 Sawyer Robertson
Circle this one: Sawyer Robertson at the 243rd pick is a fall that decides a draft. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick244 Rnd7 Will Kacmarek
No edge and no loss on Will Kacmarek in slot 244; it is a wash and a sensible one. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.