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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON FEB 14, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Colts
Draft Selections
Jake Slaughter Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (IND)
Jake Slaughter
C Florida
Julian Neal Head Shot
PICK: 78 RND: 3 (IND)
Julian Neal
CB Arkansas
Ty Simpson Head Shot
PICK: 113 RND: 4 (IND)
Ty Simpson
QB Alabama
Drew Allar Head Shot
PICK: 154 RND: 5 (IND)
Drew Allar
QB Penn State
Nyland Green Head Shot
PICK: 216 RND: 6 (IND)
Nyland Green
CB Arizona State
Miles Kitselman Head Shot
PICK: 230 RND: 7 (IND)
Miles Kitselman
TE Tennessee
James Brockermeyer Head Shot
PICK: 253 RND: 7 (IND)
James Brockermeyer
C Miami
Draft Grade — Colts
Overall B-
ValueB- NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
A sensible, unshowy class lands the Colts a B-.

When the story of this class is written, it opens with Nyland Green at the 216th pick, a reach of 116 spots that the board flatly disagrees with. No fireworks, but a solid B-.

If one pick saves this weekend, it is Simpson. They will regret leaving wide receiver for another day if the season turns on it.

All told, a solid class that does its job everywhere but wide receiver.

Pick Analysis
Pick47 Rnd2 Jake Slaughter
A reasonable price with a little left over, Jake Slaughter in the Round 2 slot. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick78 Rnd3 Julian Neal
A straight-up fair deal on Julian Neal at Round 3, Pick 14, value and slot in agreement. A minor need, but a need all the same.
Pick113 Rnd4 Ty Simpson
Taking Ty Simpson in No. 113 is close to grand larceny; a quarterback that good had no business lasting this long. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick154 Rnd5 Drew Allar
Drew Allar slipping to slot 154 is the kind of luck good rooms make for themselves. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick216 Rnd6 Nyland Green
Nyland Green at pick No. 216 is the pick scouts circle, and not in a good way. Nice player, but the depth chart did not need him here.
Pick230 Rnd7 Miles Kitselman
Miles Kitselman at the 230th pick is a first-round grade at a bargain-bin price, no notes. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick253 Rnd7 James Brockermeyer
A wild overpay on James Brockermeyer in the Round 7 slot, the sort that defines a class for the wrong reasons. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.