KaepKillsTheColtsCurse'S MOCK DRAFT
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KaepKillsTheColtsCurse'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 28, 2026

MoreOffenseThanDefense

  • KaepKillsTheColtsCurse DRAFTING FOR THE
    Colts
Draft Selections
Chris Brazzell II Head Shot
PICK: 44 RND: 2 (IND)
Chris Brazzell II
WR Tennessee
Anthony Hill Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 47 RND: 2 (IND)
Anthony Hill Jr.
LB Texas
Emmanuel McNeil-Warren Head Shot
PICK: 78 RND: 3 (IND)
Emmanuel McNeil-Warren
S Toledo
Jadarian Price Head Shot
PICK: 113 RND: 4 (IND)
Jadarian Price
RB Notre Dame
Dametrious Crownover Head Shot
PICK: 145 RND: 5 (IND)
Dametrious Crownover
OT Texas A&M
Beau Stephens Head Shot
PICK: 156 RND: 5 (IND)
Beau Stephens
OG Iowa
Aiden Fisher Head Shot
PICK: 214 RND: 6 (IND)
Aiden Fisher
LB Indiana
Bryce Foster Head Shot
PICK: 215 RND: 6 (IND)
Bryce Foster
C Kansas
Draft Picks Received
Chris Brazzell II Head Shot
PICK: 44 RND: 2 (NYJ)
Chris Brazzell II
WR Tennessee
Dametrious Crownover Head Shot
PICK: 145 RND: 5 (NYG)
Dametrious Crownover
OT Texas A&M
Bryce Foster Head Shot
PICK: 215 RND: 6 (ATL)
Bryce Foster
C Kansas
Draft Picks Traded
Owen Heinecke Head Shot
PICK: 249 RND: 7 (NYG)
Owen Heinecke
LB Oklahoma
Logan Taylor Head Shot
PICK: 254 RND: 7 (NYJ)
Logan Taylor
OG Boston College
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 7 (LV)
NEXT YEAR (2027)
 
Players Gained
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Azeez Al-Shaair
LB
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Josh Sweat
DE
Players traded away
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Anthony Richardson
QB
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Bayron Matos
OG
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Ben Nikkel
S
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Bill Murray
OG
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D.J. Montgomery
WR
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Daniel Scott
S
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DJ Giddens
RB
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Durell Nchami
LB
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Jack Wilson
OT
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Jaylon Carlies
S
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Jaylon Jones
CB
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Jimmy Morrissey
C
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LaDarius Henderson
OT
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Salvon Ahmed
RB
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Sean McKeon
TE
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Trey Washington
S
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Ulysses Bentley IV
RB
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Viliami Fehoko Jr.
DE
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Will Mallory
TE
Draft Grade — Colts
Overall D
ValueB+ NeedB TradesF FutureB-
The Colts let Price fall and pounced. Final grade: D.

There is reaching, and then there is Bryce Foster at slot 215. The Colts jumped the board by 33 and dared it to prove them wrong. The board pushed back all weekend, and the D is the result.

The dealing is the wound this class cannot quite close. That quarterback hole did not close this weekend, and it was the biggest one on the wall.

The Price steal is the beam this whole class leans on.

Add it up and it is a weekend the front office will hope everyone forgets, quarterback very much included.

Pick Analysis
Pick44 Rnd2 Chris Brazzell II
The board had Chris Brazzell II higher than slot 44, and the wide receiver fell to them anyway. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick47 Rnd2 Anthony Hill Jr.
Good things come to war rooms that wait, and Anthony Hill Jr. at the Round 2 slot is the proof. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick78 Rnd3 Emmanuel McNeil-Warren
Circle this one: Emmanuel McNeil-Warren at Round 3, Pick 14 is a fall that decides a draft. A minor need, but a need all the same.
Pick113 Rnd4 Jadarian Price
The board fumbled Jadarian Price all the way to No. 113, and they scooped it up. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick145 Rnd5 Dametrious Crownover
No edge and no loss on Dametrious Crownover in slot 145; it is a wash and a sensible one. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick156 Rnd5 Beau Stephens
Beau Stephens in the 156th overall pick is exactly on the number, no argument either way. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick214 Rnd6 Aiden Fisher
They liked Aiden Fisher enough to skip the value, taking him in pick No. 214. A real hole, addressed with a reasonable pick.
Pick215 Rnd6 Bryce Foster
A swing that ignored the value entirely, Bryce Foster well ahead of where he belonged. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.