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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 24, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Steelers
Draft Selections
Caleb Lomu Head Shot
PICK: 21 RND: 1 (PIT)
Caleb Lomu
OT Utah
Chris Bell Head Shot
PICK: 53 RND: 2 (PIT)
Chris Bell
WR Louisville
A.J. Haulcy Head Shot
PICK: 76 RND: 3 (PIT)
A.J. Haulcy
S LSU
Cade Klubnik Head Shot
PICK: 85 RND: 3 (PIT)
Cade Klubnik
QB Clemson
Max Klare Head Shot
PICK: 99 RND: 3 (PIT)
Max Klare
TE Ohio State
Malik Muhammad Head Shot
PICK: 121 RND: 4 (PIT)
Malik Muhammad
CB Texas
Parker Brailsford Head Shot
PICK: 135 RND: 4 (PIT)
Parker Brailsford
C Alabama
Beau Stephens Head Shot
PICK: 161 RND: 5 (PIT)
Beau Stephens
OG Iowa
Sawyer Robertson Head Shot
PICK: 216 RND: 6 (PIT)
Sawyer Robertson
QB Baylor
Brandon Cleveland Head Shot
PICK: 224 RND: 7 (PIT)
Brandon Cleveland
DT NC State
Noah Whittington Head Shot
PICK: 230 RND: 7 (PIT)
Noah Whittington
RB Oregon
Owen Heinecke Head Shot
PICK: 237 RND: 7 (PIT)
Owen Heinecke
LB Oklahoma
Draft Grade — Steelers
Overall B-
ValueB- NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
No fireworks, just a tidy B- for the Steelers.

There was a run on nobody at that position, and the Steelers started one anyway for Cade Klubnik, 56 picks ahead of schedule.

Whatever else happened, they won the night they took Haulcy. Spending an early pick on offensive lineman with edge rusher open is the decision the grade keeps circling back to.

A whole weekend of picks and edge rusher is somehow still a want. Job largely done: quarterback settled and 8 of 9 of the wish list covered.

A competent weekend that does not make headlines and does not need to.

Pick Analysis
Pick21 Rnd1 Caleb Lomu
In slot 21 they get a plug-and-play piece up front. More want than need.
Pick53 Rnd2 Chris Bell
They let Chris Bell come to them and pounced at pick No. 53. Another box on the needs board, quietly ticked.
Pick76 Rnd3 A.J. Haulcy
They robbed the room for A.J. Haulcy here, a fall nobody at the table saw coming. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick85 Rnd3 Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik at the 85th overall pick is the kind of overdraft that needs everything to break right. Better still, it is exactly the hole they had to fill.
Pick99 Rnd3 Max Klare
Max Klare at the 99th pick is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick121 Rnd4 Malik Muhammad
They will replay Malik Muhammad at pick 121 for years; that is how good the value is. It plugs a real leak on the depth chart.
Pick135 Rnd4 Parker Brailsford
A want over a need in pick 135: Parker Brailsford adds an offensive lineman while edge rusher keeps waiting.
Pick161 Rnd5 Beau Stephens
A market-rate offensive lineman, with the board and the slot shaking hands on Beau Stephens. Nice player, but the depth chart did not need him here.
Pick216 Rnd6 Sawyer Robertson
Sawyer Robertson at pick No. 216 is right where the board had him, plain and simple. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick224 Rnd7 Brandon Cleveland
No edge and no loss on Brandon Cleveland in slot 224; it is a wash and a sensible one. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick230 Rnd7 Noah Whittington
A reach on Noah Whittington in No. 230; the board had better options right there. It shores up a spot that genuinely needed the help.
Pick237 Rnd7 Owen Heinecke
They went early on Owen Heinecke in the 237th overall pick, and the value did not follow. The roster fit checks out.