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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 25, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Patriots
Draft Selections
Brandon Cisse Head Shot
PICK: 31 RND: 1 (NE)
Brandon Cisse
CB South Carolina
Jake Golday Head Shot
PICK: 63 RND: 2 (NE)
Jake Golday
OLB Cincinnati
Zakee Wheatley Head Shot
PICK: 95 RND: 3 (NE)
Zakee Wheatley
S Penn State
Taurean York Head Shot
PICK: 125 RND: 4 (NE)
Taurean York
LB Texas A&M
Caden Curry Head Shot
PICK: 131 RND: 4 (NE)
Caden Curry
DE-EDGE Ohio State
Malik Benson Head Shot
PICK: 171 RND: 5 (NE)
Malik Benson
WR Oregon
Reggie Virgil Head Shot
PICK: 191 RND: 6 (NE)
Reggie Virgil
WR Texas Tech
Nadame Tucker Head Shot
PICK: 198 RND: 6 (NE)
Nadame Tucker
DE-EDGE Western Michigan
Aaron Anderson Head Shot
PICK: 202 RND: 6 (NE)
Aaron Anderson
WR LSU
Jeff Caldwell Head Shot
PICK: 212 RND: 6 (NE)
Jeff Caldwell
WR Cincinnati
Tyren Montgomery Head Shot
PICK: 247 RND: 7 (NE)
Tyren Montgomery
WR Nicholls
Draft Grade — Patriots
Overall B-
ValueB NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
Benson should have been long gone. The Patriots pounced, and earned a B-.

The value of the weekend has a name and a slot: Malik Benson, the 171st pick, roughly 24 picks past where he belonged.

They covered a lot of ground and still skipped interior defensive lineman, which is a strange place to end up. They left with edge rusher solved and the rest of the wish list mostly ticked off. The weekend tilted hard toward the defense.

Solid rather than spectacular, and there is nothing wrong with that.

Pick Analysis
Pick31 Rnd1 Brandon Cisse
In pick 31 they get an island corner. Need was not the driver here.
Pick63 Rnd2 Jake Golday
Jake Golday at Round 2, Pick 31 is neither steal nor reach, just the going rate. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick95 Rnd3 Zakee Wheatley
A clean, defensible pick in the Round 3 slot with a little surplus value in Zakee Wheatley. A glaring weakness, addressed head on.
Pick125 Rnd4 Taurean York
Fair-plus on Taurean York, a quiet win that adds up over a draft. Not urgent, but hardly pointless.
Pick131 Rnd4 Caden Curry
No drama and no debate, Caden Curry went about where he belonged in the 131st overall pick. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick171 Rnd5 Malik Benson
Malik Benson in pick No. 171 is a gift, value that borders on unfair. This was priority one on the needs board, and now it is handled.
Pick191 Rnd6 Reggie Virgil
Reggie Virgil in No. 191 should not have been possible, and that is the whole point. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick198 Rnd6 Nadame Tucker
They barely believed it either: Nadame Tucker still on the board at the 198th pick. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.
Pick202 Rnd6 Aaron Anderson
Aaron Anderson at the 202nd overall pick is daylight robbery; nobody expected him to last. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick212 Rnd6 Jeff Caldwell
Taking Jeff Caldwell in pick No. 212 is close to grand larceny; a wide receiver that good had no business lasting this long. It also answers one of the loudest questions on the roster.
Pick247 Rnd7 Tyren Montgomery
They will replay Tyren Montgomery at the Round 7 slot for years; that is how good the value is. Top of the wish list, and they did not leave without it.