Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT

Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON APR 24, 2026

miami

  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Patriots
Draft Selections
Chris Brazzell II Head Shot
PICK: 31 RND: 1 (NE)
Chris Brazzell II
WR Tennessee
Kamari Ramsey Head Shot
PICK: 63 RND: 2 (NE)
Kamari Ramsey
S USC
Treydan Stukes Head Shot
PICK: 95 RND: 3 (NE)
Treydan Stukes
CB Arizona
Emmett Johnson Head Shot
PICK: 125 RND: 4 (NE)
Emmett Johnson
RB Nebraska
Jack Endries Head Shot
PICK: 131 RND: 4 (NE)
Jack Endries
TE Texas
Kage Casey Head Shot
PICK: 171 RND: 5 (NE)
Kage Casey
OT Boise State
Kevin Coleman Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 191 RND: 6 (NE)
Kevin Coleman Jr.
WR Missouri
Aaron Graves Head Shot
PICK: 198 RND: 6 (NE)
Aaron Graves
DT Iowa
Justin Jefferson Head Shot
PICK: 202 RND: 6 (NE)
Justin Jefferson
LB Alabama
Jeremiah Wright Head Shot
PICK: 212 RND: 6 (NE)
Jeremiah Wright
OG Auburn
Robert Spears-Jennings Head Shot
PICK: 247 RND: 7 (NE)
Robert Spears-Jennings
S Oklahoma
Draft Grade — Patriots
Overall B-
ValueB- NeedB TradesB- FutureB-
Grand theft in pick No. 191: the Patriots steal Coleman Jr. and grade out a B-.

You build a draft on nights like this. Kevin Coleman Jr. had no business being available in the 191st overall pick, and the Patriots did the only sane thing and turned in the card. It does the job without flash, and the B- reflects it.

If this class has a fault line, it runs straight through edge rusher. If Wright pans out, nobody remembers the price. If not, this is the pick they hear about. Wide receiver is handled and the depth chart looks a good deal healthier for it.

The offense got the lion's share of the attention.

All told, a solid class that does its job everywhere but edge rusher.

Pick Analysis
Pick31 Rnd1 Chris Brazzell II
Chris Brazzell II in pick 31 is fair value, right on his grade. The one spot they could not leave alone, and did not.
Pick63 Rnd2 Kamari Ramsey
They liked Kamari Ramsey enough to skip the value, taking him in slot 63. The biggest hole on the depth chart just got a whole lot smaller.
Pick95 Rnd3 Treydan Stukes
A top-tier cornerback at a bargain, Treydan Stukes in the Round 3 slot, plain and simple. It thickens a room that could stand to be thicker.
Pick125 Rnd4 Emmett Johnson
Value with a capital V on Emmett Johnson in No. 125, a genuine coup. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick131 Rnd4 Jack Endries
They let Jack Endries come to them and pounced at the 131st overall pick. It patches a soft spot without any drama.
Pick171 Rnd5 Kage Casey
Kage Casey at pick No. 171 is money in the bank, a offensive lineman taken below his worth. It fills a real need, too.
Pick191 Rnd6 Kevin Coleman Jr.
Kevin Coleman Jr. in the 191st pick is the kind of fall that makes a whole class. They walked in needing this and walked out with it.
Pick198 Rnd6 Aaron Graves
The board had cheaper options than Aaron Graves at Round 6, Pick 17, and it noticed. A must-fix position, and they treated it like one.
Pick202 Rnd6 Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson at the Round 6 slot is neither steal nor reach, just the going rate. Useful depth more than a marquee fix.
Pick212 Rnd6 Jeremiah Wright
They paid up for Jeremiah Wright at the 212th pick when waiting would have done the job. One more legitimate question on the roster, answered.
Pick247 Rnd7 Robert Spears-Jennings
They stopped a slide they were happy to see, landing Robert Spears-Jennings in pick No. 247. That was the need underlined and circled, and now it is checked off.