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Reheheheheh'S MOCK DRAFT
RUN ON MAR 26, 2026

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  • Reheheheheh DRAFTING FOR THE
    Patriots
Draft Selections
Garrett Nussmeier Head Shot
PICK: 31 RND: 1 (NE)
Garrett Nussmeier
QB LSU
Michael Trigg Head Shot
PICK: 63 RND: 2 (NE)
Michael Trigg
TE Baylor
Jake Golday Head Shot
PICK: 95 RND: 3 (NE)
Jake Golday
OLB Cincinnati
Markel Bell Head Shot
PICK: 125 RND: 4 (NE)
Markel Bell
OT Miami
Taurean York Head Shot
PICK: 131 RND: 4 (NE)
Taurean York
LB Texas A&M
Nate Boerkircher Head Shot
PICK: 171 RND: 5 (NE)
Nate Boerkircher
TE Texas A&M
Draft Picks Received
No Pick Head Shot
PICK: RND: 3 (MIA)
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Draft Picks Traded
Vincent Anthony Jr. Head Shot
PICK: 191 RND: 6 (MIA)
Vincent Anthony Jr.
DE-EDGE Duke
Keagen Trost Head Shot
PICK: 198 RND: 6 (MIA)
Keagen Trost
OT Missouri
VJ Payne Head Shot
PICK: 202 RND: 6 (MIA)
VJ Payne
S Kansas State
Keanu Koht Head Shot
PICK: 212 RND: 6 (MIA)
Keanu Koht
LB-EDGE Vanderbilt
Jaydn Ott Head Shot
PICK: 247 RND: 7 (MIA)
Jaydn Ott
RB Oklahoma
Draft Grade — Patriots
Overall C+
ValueD NeedB TradesC+ FutureB
The Patriots finally solved quarterback, and it carried them to a C+.

The one hole that towered over the rest is filled. The Patriots spent their marquee pick on Garrett Nussmeier, and for the first time in a while there is a real answer at quarterback. It nets out a thoroughly average C+.

They are betting Trigg proves the room right and everyone else wrong. Golday at that cost is the sort of edge that compounds over a roster.

If this class has a fault line, it runs straight through wide receiver.

In the end, a coin-flip class: fine today, with a wide range of outcomes ahead.

Pick Analysis
Pick31 Rnd1 Garrett Nussmeier
In the 31st overall pick they get their guy under center for the next decade, a steep price for the projection.
Pick63 Rnd2 Michael Trigg
A big swing on Michael Trigg at slot 63, well ahead of any board in the building. A sensible fit for a spot that needed help.
Pick95 Rnd3 Jake Golday
Circle this one: Jake Golday at pick 95 is a fall that decides a draft. It answers the question that was keeping the coaches up at night.
Pick125 Rnd4 Markel Bell
They let Markel Bell come to them and pounced at Round 4, Pick 25. The roster fit checks out.
Pick131 Rnd4 Taurean York
They stopped a slide they were happy to see, landing Taurean York in No. 131. Useful body for a position without much behind the starter.
Pick171 Rnd5 Nate Boerkircher
Nate Boerkircher at the Round 5 slot is the sort of value that quietly wins a weekend. A need, and now a little less of one.